MetzG
25Avalon, United States
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My self-summary
Employed. Educated. Polite. Funny. You're gonna love me.

I make adulting look easy(ish).
Breakfast food aficionado.
Professional pet petter.

Let's get French toast and go to the library and get lost in our own little world.
What I’m doing with my life
I make sad watches happy.
I’m really good at
I make vague pop culture references from the 90s, can tell you anything you need to know about being at the beach and know exactly how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
We can argue about the geopolitical structure of Westeros over a slice of brick-oven pizza. Also in the midst of binge watching 'The Office' for the third time.

Threat Level Midnight and Chill?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When you'll message me back. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
On a typical Friday night I am
Flipping a coin to decide whether or not:
I go out and break out my one and only dance move
or
Stay in and watch enough YouTube tutorials to learn a second one.

So far, I only know one dance move. You'll be impressed.
You should message me if
You're intelligent, kind, and ready to laugh until your abs hurt.
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