I can pick locks, fix cars, operate heavy machinery, repair and maintain firearms, Waltz, perform CPR, and I have a knack for winning debates.
I think there is a time and place for everything. For instance, a couple of summers ago I went to my first music festival: SHAREFest. I went all out and found myself, inexplicably, a half mile from the festival in one of the local's front yard. Let me buy you a drink and you might get "the rest of the story."
I am also pretty handy around the house, as far as carpentry and electrical work goes. I try to avoid plumbing. Water can't be trusted...it tried to eat everything in my basement...
Alien or Casshern. (movie)
Game of Thrones (TV)
Bluegrass, Alternative Rock, & Symphonic Metal (music)
Dog - Cleans the dishes
Women - They are soft
A mighty fine hat - Man needs to protect his head
Rope - Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Sense of Humor - Gotta laugh at something, even yourself
In all actuality, I will tell you just about anything you want to know. The thing to remember: sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.