Tamales and Karaoke.
Watching movies is a sport and I play to win.
Last name Goldberger, first name ever.
My dogs are garbage dogs. I'm a garbage dog.
I don't sleep as much as I should.
I will probably message you late into the night, not because I'm creepy but because I'm up and I thought of something amazing* to say to you.
* Most likely, it will not be amazing. **
** I'm aware that this explanation and the one above it should come after what proceeds it, but this flows better.
If you're here because I linked this on my professional web site, yes I do very much want to work for you.
Living with family for the time being as I'm back from far away. Taking some time to work on my own shit right now.
Figuratively, of course. Haven't done that sort of thing since I was a kid. And that's no "my biggest weakness is I care too much" kinda shit I'm pulling here. I really do shit the bed so expertly, so astoundingly, so perfectly it seems almost scripted like in a sitcom.
TV: Luther, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Hannibal, Veronica Mars, King of the Hill, Louie, Narcos, Fargo.
Movies: Demolition Man, The Silence of The Lambs, Hudson Hawk, Jaws, Blazing Saddles, Cecil B Demented
. Listing things
. My idiot best friend (any of them)
. Spanky (mah, stinky dog)
.The Running Man
. Twins (opposite Paul Giamatti)
. Kindergarten Cop
. Turner and Hooch/K911
Yes in aware most of these are just Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, but The Rock could make them so much better.