29Albany, United States
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My self-summary
Whiskey swilling, animal loving, 29 year old student.
What I’m doing with my life
I very recently re-enrolled in school. There is nothing quite as awkward as being a 29 year old freshman... well, maybe often being mistaken for a professor is right up there. Perhaps, I should lose the oxfords.

Aside from my weekly roll as "Josie Grossie," I like to bother my friends to go for hikes with me (they never do), watch YouTube lectures on anatomy and physiology, and procrastinate.
I’m really good at
Convincing you that I'm right when there is good chance that I may be wrong. Some might call that arguing... I'm pretty sure there's a medical diagnoses for that type of behavior.

Also, I can spin a tale like it's no one's business!
The first things people usually notice about me
I mean, I've got blue eyes and I seldom brush my red hair. So, there's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I was anti e-reader for some time but, I recently discovered that textbooks are soooooooo much cheaper in e-format (is that a thing?). Anyway, I'm currently re-reading some of the classics but, I'll always have a thing for Raymond Carver and, obviously, Charles Bukowski.

As far as movies are concerned, Harold and Maude is the greatest love story ever told! I've seen High Fidelity more times than one would like to count and I know EVERY line to Almost Famous. Disclaimer: I will not make you watch either of the latter movies with me for fear of annoying myself from annoying you. (run-on? awkward? you get what I'm saying.)

When it comes down to food, the only thing I'm not interested in is shellfish and that's only due to a severe allergy. I've been meaning to try Ethiopian food but, the capital district offers very little in terms of ethnic cuisine. If you know a spot, I'm down to go with you. Nothing breaks the ice better than eating with your hands on a first date.

Music: yes, I listen to it. The spectrum is so very wide in terms of my taste in music. I shamelessly went to see Fall Out Boy and Paramore and I'm pretty sure, I was the oldest person in the crowd aside from the parents there with their pre-teens. Before you lose faith in me, I do enjoy more "adult" genres. Bob Dylan is my favorite artist and I have been known to get down to some funk in my day.
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
my cats
red wine
lively conversation
cellular device
those little tide pod things
lint brush (three cats, man...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
David Duchovny, why don't you love me?
Do women actually fall for the fish pictures 80% of the men on here so proudly post?
Has Darius Rucker ever banged a black chick?
On a typical Friday night I am
Studying. Possibly rushing to finish a paper that I had ample time to prepare for. Sometimes, I drink wine on my friend's couch and pass out at 830 in the evening. Other times, I like to hang out at the Lionheart (before midnight). I don't know? Paint and sip? This question is giving me anxiety about my strong desire to do absolutely nothing all the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Neil Degrasse Tyson could get it.
You should message me if
You have a decent grasp of proper grammar, you love watching documentaries about outer space, you're not afraid of feminism, or you know a place where we could go pet ALL of the baby animals.


The two of us