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My self-summary
I guess you could say that I am currently dating my job, but we are in an open relationship. I'm hoping to meet someone who doesnt pay me every two weeks for dating them, even if the checks are nice. I am a pretty chill guy who enjoys the cheesy lines in movies and wishes secretly someone would hold a boombox over their head and blast 80s music for me.

My hobbies outside of work are reading, searching for indie music, seeing friends in DC and the greater metropolitan area, and generally being active. I like my lazy days but I like my adventure days even more. Meeting new people and discovering new things are just a few of my favorite things.

I'm determined to succeed in life, whatever that truly means, and I am looking for someone who has some drive and goals. At the same time I love being goofy and ridiculous and I am in a really good mood 95% of the time. So if you are looking for someone who always smiles, loves to laugh, and has no issue letting loose, I am your guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Working outside of DC in MD and being ridiculously charming.
I’m really good at
Adventurizing (coming up with adventure ideas), cooking, driving aimlessly, dancing (to the beat I believe goes with a song, usually wrong), singing (loud, clear, and off pitch), and writing (sometimes for public consumption and sometimes for the dear old diary).
The first things people usually notice about me
My face?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Harper Lee, and Oscar Wilde

Movies: It's A Wonderful Life, 10 Things I Hate About You, and Closer

Music: Brendan James, Mumford and Sons, Sara Barielles, cheesy pop music, and really a crap ton of other stuff. I love music and I love talking about it....soo....

Food: Mexican and Middle Eastern. I am allergic to weird things...like gummy bears, gummy worms, jello and things in that family. I know I am missing out...but am I really? Also I love a good cup of coffee. Some may say I'm obsessed with coffee...

TV: Friends, Will & Grace, OITNB, The Mindy Project, and really bad reality TV
Six things I could never do without
Air Conditioning
Button Down Shirts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
traveling everywhere and anywhere (its part of my adventurizing [see "what I'm really good at"]), living in New England one day, and Christmas. (Seriously, I reaaallllyyy like the holiday season)
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find a decent rooftop happy hour with my ridiculous friends or enjoying a glass of wine as I catch up on "my shows."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate going to Home Depot, as in I have an irrational hate of this place and refuse to go there. Also, even though I like reading, libraries give me the heebee geebees!
You should message me if
You have an intriguing life story or you can get my attention with a really well thought out completely unbelievable one. If you enjoy the holiday season but aren't super into religion. Or if you are a great conversationalist with a heart of gold.
The two of us