Where to begin? *clears throat nervously*
My name is Michael and you're looking lovely this evening. I hear that flattery will get me everywhere so there's more where that came from.
No way!? You like watching TV shows? Do you like BoJack Horseman? How about Orange is the New Black? Let me guess, Game of Thrones? I wonder if the author will ever finish the books they are based on before he croaks due to his old age and ever expanding waist band. The race against mortality is always a fascinating one.
Wow, that didn't take long at all for me to get onto a morbid topic. I can't help it, my mind does wander into areas that are driven by my endless fascination with the undiscussed. Polite society might consider some of the topics I invoke to be taboo or improper. What did polite society ever give us anyway? Nothing but the victim generation that loves creating fake outrage on their Twitters and what have you.
Oh, you're still here. That's cool. How drunk are you right now? Not drunk enough for that? I see. More wine? It goes well with the cheese platter I've provided. I'm a bit of a foodie you see, so I know what tastes good.
This is going well. Perhaps you should send me a message sometime. I can't be all bad if I like puppies, right?
Movies: Almost Famous, Moonrise Kingdom, Fight Club, American History X, A Bronx Tale, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, 28 Days Later, The Lost Boys, The Dark Knight. Lots of cheesy 80's stuff.
Music: Amanda Palmer, White Stripes, Muse, Bitter Ruin, Jason Webley, Nick Cave, Black Keys.
Shows: True Detective, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Californication, Carnivale, The Wire, Rome, Game of Thrones, Deadwood, Dexter, Hung, Archer, Ugly Americans, Rick and Morty, Orange is the New Black and pretty much anything that I can find in an hour of boredom on Netflix.
Food: I like to try everything at least once. Pizza is my favourite though.
Social time: If I spend too much time in the house without doing something with people I start to go crazy. I'm already crazy enough as it is.
Intelligent conversation: It's always stimulating when I find someone who is intelligent to converse with or at the very least has something different to say.
Reddit: In my spare time I like looking up random facts about stuff. This website is a big help in that department.
A bucket list: I have a list of things that I wish to achieve in life that I am gradually crossing off.
Enemies: Nothing motivates you like a good adversary.