33 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Breaking news!

I've decided to grow my hair out (not Fabio style, definitely), consequently I've been avoiding cameras like the plague during the awkward grow-out phase. This means my pictures are outdated, prepare to be surprised!
What I’m doing with my life
Living the wild corporate life in the cubicle jungle!
I’m really good at
- Not chopping off or nailing my fingers when building things out of wood.
- Not falling off the edge of cliffs while hiking or trying to take interesting pictures.
- Not dropping weights on myself at the gym (well, usually...scary story there).
The first things people usually notice about me
Besides my amazing twerking skills?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books -- I really enjoy reading, anything that builds a vivid world in your mind.

Movies -- I like movies, but don't really have a passion for them. Action and Comedy are my go-to genres.

Shows -- Netflix binges are always an option.

Music -- Anything really. Except Eminem, no thanks.

Food -- I equally enjoy discovering new restaurants / types of cuisine, as well as experimenting with recipes I've never made before.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My AIM username (how's that for a throwback?) contained the word 'phat' because Will Smith mentioned it in an interview I saw on MTV in the sixth grade. Mr. Smith said that the word was an acronym that stood for 'Pretty Hot And Tempting'. Yup, gettin' jiggy with it.
You should message me if
You prefer orange juice over milk.


You ever look at someone and wonder if they're a cyborg sent back in time in an effort to save the human race.