30Riverview, United States
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My self-summary
I love comedy. I will watch any comedian, except Jeff Dunham. I just can't find ventriloquists funny. After seeing Tosh and Doug Benson, I try to stay on the lookout for upcoming stand up acts.
What I’m doing with my life
Working my magic. Daily.
I’m really good at
Flexing my newfound cooking skills
Being charming and generally hilarious
And being supportive without question
The first things people usually notice about me
Ya can't miss this laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Grandma's Boy, Heavyweights, Momento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Shows: The Office, Parks and Rec, Community, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Criminal Minds, The League, New Girl, Alway's Sunny, and Workaholics

Books: Walking Dead Graphic Novels, anything by Chuck Palahniuk, most Stephen King, and biographies that catch my eye.

Music: pretty much everything besides country. I listen to all kinds of alternative, from Death Cab to Coheed.
Six things I could never do without
I couldn't do without:
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Comedy
4. High-fives
5. Avocados
6. My iPhone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie apocalypse, gotta be ready. Isn't that the only answer?

And traveling. Looking forward to visiting out west, hopefully by the fall.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am typically working on Friday night, but when I happen to be off, I take advantage of it by night gardening with my friends. I also enjoy trying out different non-chain restaurants in the area, it's always nice finding that diamond in the rough.
The two of us