31Edmonton, Canada
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My self-summary
I grew up just outside Edmonton, and moved to Vancouver for school in 2006. After working in post-production (editing) on reality TV shows that your parents like for the last 8 years I've moving back to Alberta because I guess I went insane? (Or I may have gotten a dream job offer. Probably a little of both)

I'm easily amused and I prefer doing low-key, casual things, although I don't mind dressing up and acting like an actual adult from time to time.

In my spare time I like writing, doing projects with my friends (music videos, short films, etc), playing hockey, being miserable at how bad the Oilers are doing at any given time, teaching myself how to cook, trying to fake that I'm good at photography, sleeping in (mornings are literally the worst), marathoning TV shows, soaking up as much information as possible so I can dominate trivia games, and basically just being a gentleman and a scholar.

In conclusion I'm super handsome, super funny, super smart, and also incredibly humble.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying not to embarrass myself.
I’m really good at
Retaining an overabundance of useless pop culture knowledge. Procrastinating.
I also make a lasagna that moms the world over are jealous of.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm alarmingly tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Dirt, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The Zombie Survival Guide, Dream Seller, Fargo Rock City, I Drink For A Reason, pretty much anything by Chuck Palahniuk, but mostly non-fiction.

TV: Arrested Development, South Park, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Parks And Recreation, The Office, The Wire, The Inbetweeners, The Simpsons (basically anything with The in the title apparently), Freaks And Geeks, Degrassi Jr High/High, half the things on The Food Network, It's Always Sunny, Summer Heights High (anything made by Chris Lilley), and if I don't stop myself now I may literally go on forever.

Movies: Favorite movie of all time is Terminator 2, and then everything after that is a distant second. I love all things Judd Apatow touches, documentaries, and I LOVE horror movies. I will watch pretty much anything and everything movie-wise.

Food: Pizza, pasta, poutine. I absolutely hate seafood.

Music: Anything and everything from the Beatles to Garth Brooks to Slipknot to The Wu Tang Clan and back. Blink 182 and The Tragically Hip always float near the top though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The time I met Snake and Joey from Degrassi. Pretty much the highlight of my life so far.
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe out for dinner and drinks with friends, maybe watching hockey, maybe gorging myself on wings, maybe just staying in and avoiding the rest of the world for a night. The world is my oyster, is what I'm told!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sleep with my eyes open.
You should message me if
If you can't reach something on a high shelf and/or ledge.
The two of us