34Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
From NJ, went to Penn State, moved to Manhattan. Turns out I'm great with kids, which was handy when I blindly got aboard the family educational business. Between my niece, nephew, and students, kids have taken over my life and have probably had a serious effect on my sense of humor (pun disclaimer given). I love what I do though and it led me to volunteering with Make a Wish.

What I want in a woman...quasi-athletic goofball sounds about right...let's throw "sane" in there for good measure. As in don't try to convince me heroin is misunderstood on the first date then offer to take me to your drug dealer...or a wedding. Appreciate my not-so-inner nerd, be self-aware, and please don't keep up with the Kardashians.
I’m really good at
tennis, scuba diving, procrastinating, eating, spontaneity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Louie, Curb, original Office, Twin Peaks, Extras, Flight of the Conchords, Peaky Blinders, The Knick, Crashing

Spike Jonze, Tarantino, Terry Gilliam, Coen Brothers, P.T. Anderson, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest, Park Chan-wook
Six things I could never do without
condiments/peanut butter
HBO/Vice documentaries
Bill Nye
British heist gone wrong movies
Comedy Cellar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how Jurassic Park's special effects are better than anything that's been made since and why I've seen Leah Dunham naked 15 times.
On a typical Friday night I am
never in the meatpacking district.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I kinda enjoy metal detecting.
You should message me if
you like game show champions.
The two of us