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My self-summary
It's impossible to type up a summary on the product of twenty-eight years of life in a paragraph without sounding like an ego driven douchebag and/or giving the notion of being disingenuous so I'll just stick with the facts.

I'm just a well-dressed philomathic dog-loving tech nerd with opposite social characteristics to that of the traditional nerd...
a true nerd nonetheless. #battlenet
What I’m doing with my life
Searching for more

Data mining

Machine learning

Constant Δ
I’m really good at
+ sarcastic remarks

+ following a rhythm

+ adopting foreign accents

+ cooking perfect eggs(all types)

- losing wallets

+ memorizing multiple sets of 16 digit numbers to offset the above

+ taking on new challenges

- overcomplicating my life with more challenges than initially thought possible
The first things people usually notice about me
The infinite youth that radiates from my face followed by my attire that helps yield a reasonable yet most likely incorrect deduction as to my actual age.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
texts. Calvin and Hobbes : El Aquimista : Cien Años de Soledad : The Last Tycoons : Thinking Fast and Slow : Rise of The Robots : The Power of Habit : Catch22 : The Trial : Ready Player 1 : King of Capital : Los Renglones Torcidos de Dios : +++

films. Men of Honor, 21 Jump Street, American Psycho, Blow, The Other Guys, Stepbrothers, Catch Me If You Can, City of God, Up, Terminator 2, A Bronx Tale, Donnie Brasco, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Scarface, The Godfather, Memento, Pulp Fiction, Life is Beautiful, Inception, The Departed, Se7en, Goodfellas, Reservoir Dogs, Goodwill Hunting, Shutter Island, Training Day, My Neighbor Totoro, Identity, Donnie Darko, ASU MARE!

shows. (that I never have time for) Breaking Bad - House of Cards - Entourage - Rick and Morty - Arrested Development - How I Met Your Mother - Family Guy - South Park - Game of Thrones - Sherlock

music. House | Jazz | Rap | Rock | Alternative |Bossanova | Salsa | Merengue | Techno | Classical | Opera | etc.

food. <3
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why isn't phonetically spelt phonetically?

How will the MTA fuck me over today?

Did I forget to shutdown my server?

I daydream of Peruvian food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Runnin' through the 6 with my woes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've gotten hit on by a main cast member of gossip girl

I designed the Infiniti FX-35 when I was in the 5th grade
You should message me if
Yes, you should message me.
The two of us