Milohoops
26 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Milo. I am an outgoing person with eclectic interests such as LED and fire hula hooping and playing the ukulele. My roommate likes to tell me I act and look like Jennifer Lawrence. I take that as high praise. I like to be socially active, adventure and explore, and travel. I lived in London for a bit and was lucky enough to get to backpack by myself around Europe. I really want to go back and see Turkey and more of Eastern Europe. I'm a bit of a dork as well (See Ninja Turtles Halloween costume I made for example).
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated from NYU Tisch with a BFA in Dramatic Writing. I've been working towards establishing myself as a playwright and tv writer since graduation. So far I've had one off off Broadway production that went really well, but most of the time I wonder what masochistic instinct made me decide to be a writer. I work as a bartender at a sport's bar in Manhattan, which I really enjoy. I find chatting with random people at the bar all night very fun, though sometimes my feet are angry at me for all the standing. I also street perform and nanny babies on the side when the mood strikes me.
I’m really good at
Hula hooping, not just on my waist but actual tricks and performance. I street perform in NYC and believe Karma will one day come for the people who take 20,000 photos and leave no tip.

The ukulele and singing. I spend too much time playing the muppets Rainbow Connection. If you don't like that song you don't have a soul or a childhood.

Cooking amazing ribs.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have long legs. I live in Brooklyn, shorts weather brings a lot of obnoxious car honks, but at the same time I find them pretty funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Bel Canto, The Time Traveler's Wife, Norah Efron's essays, mainly I read plays though. My fav play is Arcadia

Movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Labrynth, Vicky Christina Barcelona, Timer, Weather Girl

Tv: Lost, New Girl, Mindy Project, 2 Broke Girls, Big Bang Theory, Firefly, Dollhouse, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Archer, Arrested Development.

Music: Random assortment of hippy music to hoop to, rock, showtunes, and whatever pandora sends my way.

Food: Everything except potatoes. I like fries and potato chips, but everything else from that hated vegetable is evil.
The six things I could never do without
Writing
Nights out with friends
My 10 hula hoops, or at least my few favorites
My ukulele
Mozzarella sticks
My MacBook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my crazy neighbors are up to. They are stoner dudes who play the oddest collection of music. One minute they are all belting out rock songs, and then they are listening to old showtunes. They befuddle me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out at a dive bar with friends. Or at a friend's place playing Mario Kart on the nintendo 64. Does anyone not love the nintendo 64?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I'm nannying, and no one's around but the baby I watch, I crank up the music on the stereo and dance around the living room. The baby tends to find it rather entertaining.
You should message me if
You have a firm grasp of the English language, you're a nice person, and you would never try to talk me into sky diving. There is no person out there that I'm willing to jump out of a plane for. I like getting messages that have a little bit of thought rather than "hey sexy meow". I don't speak cat.
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