Miloshka
30 Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
"Are you wearing my dead wife's maternity clothes?"
What I’m doing with my life
Divide my time between freelance journalism and bar drudgery.

Also: doting on my niece & nephew, trying to stay literate, laughing instead of crying, perpetually thinking about getting in shape, coveting my neighbour's wife.
I’m really good at
competitive charades, linguistics, crosswords, tugging at my sleeves, cat-whispering, boxed wine and your mom.
The first things people usually notice about me
uuuuuuuh my eyes? They're blue, etc.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"The answer to all three is Fried Green Tomatoes"

OR

"Marjorie, PLEASE: I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew"

OR

Jeanette Winterson, Nabokov, Audre Lorde, Zora Neale Hurston, Michael Ondaatje, Timothy Findley, Yann Martel, Bulgakov

Neko Case, Fatima, Girls, Beirut, Deerhunter, Smith Westerns, Forest City Lovers, The Gossip, Velvet Underground, Tune Yards, Solange, Modest Mouse, Lucinda Williams, The Dirty Three, Jazmine Sullivan

The Simpsons, Please Like Me, Hit & Miss, Broad City, Archer, Golden Girls, Twin Peaks, American Horror Story, Homeland, The Good Wife

Annie Hall, Royal Tenenbaums, The Colour Purple, Kill Bill, Her

Vegan, yo
The six things I could never do without
Animals/buds/fam
Red wine
The Simpsons
Nap time
Sass
Words
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Am I the funniest patient my therapist has?
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting you drunk at my bar/getting drunk at your bar/licking my wounds from the week (and getting drunk by myself at home)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I cry most often while watching cartoons.
You should message me if
you're comfortable shotgunning beer, are happiest when playing with a whole pack of dogs, want to ask me out to a Jays game and legitimately care about jokes. Or you're nothing like that but are secure enough to be cool saying so.
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