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My self-summary
I like my feminism intersectional and my beer as dark as my fiction. I'm half-Syrian. I'm 6'8" and that's two measurements. I stole the previous joke from reddit, same as this one: If you say 'beer can' in an English accent, it sounds like 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a masters in music composition and vocal performance. Sang in a couple operas and wrote a musical. By summer I'll have completed revisions on my debut fantasy novel.

I have a pretty okay day job I can do in my underwear. No, the underwear is not a requirement of said job. Visited a million countries and lived in five, but LA has been home base for 13 years. I'm in a very loving open relationship, and we have a tiny house with a bathtub garden. Everything went better than expected.


I’m really good at
Brewing the perfect cup of tea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tolkien was my first hero. I read the Hobbit in kindergarten. Mostly been reading all of Discworld in order lately to honor Sir Pratchett's passing. More recent authors are Pat Rothfuss, Brandon Sanderson, and Joe Abercrombie. I read everything, but fantasy is my first and most passionate love.

Graphic: Sandman, Sin City, Watchmen, Hellboy, Preacher, Transmetropolitan, Maus, Persepolis, V for Vendetta.

Movies: Tarantino, Kubrick, Miyazaki, Kurosawa, Edgar Wright, Brad Bird, Zhang Yimou, Michael Mann, Takashi Miike. I am unhealthily obsessed with cheesy martial arts films and anything involving at least one samurai.

TV: I fucking love cartoons. Samurai Jack (see above), Rick & Morty, Metalocalypse, Adventure Time.

Music: Squarepusher before anyone. Lead Belly, Nina Simone, Radiohead back when saying that in a crowd made people look at you funny. Major soft spot for the golden age of Warp Records. Most recent obsession is Three Trapped Tigers and their tour with Shobaleader One.

Also grew up obsessed with JS Bach. Nowadays also Reich, Glass, Adams, and all those postminimalist cats. I make weird electronic dance music for choreographers, like this.

Vidya: Puzzle games like Portal or Myst are my jam. Journey and Bastion, too. I played Daggerfall in the late 90s on a Compaq Presario. I've beat Final Fantasy 1-7 and 10. My favorite is still FF6. Super Metroid is the greatest platformer of all time. As a kid I could beat Contra without Konami code.

Food: I am like the Nothing in the Neverending Story, except with slightly more chewing. I'm a supertaster, which means my palette is an idiot.

Heroes: Richard Pryor, Mitch Hedberg, Eddie Izzard, Steve Martin, Louie CK, George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, and especially Bill Hicks.

Honorable mentions: Dan Savage, Bill Watterson, Nina Hartley, Carl Sagan, Charlie LeDuff, Klaus Nomi, Klaus Teuber, and Lee motherfucking Sedol.
Six things I could never do without
• shenanigans
• mischief
• hijinks
• tomfoolery
• monkeyshines
• 25' of good strong rope
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who would win in a fight: Tom Waits or the RZA?
On a typical Friday night I am
Somewhere being nerdy. Hit me up if you want to play a D&D-style round of roleplaying in my book's setting!

No seriously, more women should play live-RPGs together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have one very large tattoo that no one knows about but future you. I'm sexually dominant. As a kid my favorite band was 2unlimited. My list of guilty pleasures includes Lunchables and "Circus." I believe clothing in hot tubs is a sin. Sex positive, kink positive, GGG, AMA.
You should message me if
You contradict yourself, for you are large and contain multitudes.

You know why Jessica Rabbit chose Roger.

You're a kinky queer non-binary counter-monogamous glam-punk warrior with perfect comedic timing who loves books more than Cookie Monster loves cookies and dances like we don't go nowhere when we die.
The two of us