I have lucrative a day job I can do in my underwear. No, the underwear is not a requirement of said job. I've visited a million countries and lived in five, but LA has been home base for 13 years. I'm in a very loving open relationship, and we have a tiny house with a bathtub garden. Everything went better than expected.
Sandman, Sin City, Watchmen, Hellboy, Preacher, Transmetropolitan, Maus, Persepolis, V for Vendetta.
Tarantino, Kubrick, Miyazaki, Kurosawa, Edgar Wright, Brad Bird, Zhang Yimou, Michael Mann, Takashi Miike. I am unhealthily obsessed with cheesy martial arts films and anything involving at least one samurai.
I fucking love cartoons. Samurai Jack (see above), Rick & Morty, Metalocalypse, Adventure Time.
Squarepusher before anyone. Lead Belly, Nina Simone, Radiohead back when saying that in a crowd made people look at you funny. Major soft spot for the golden age of Warp Records. Most recent obsession is Three Trapped Tigers and their tour with Shobaleader One.
Also grew up obsessed with JS Bach. Nowadays: Reich, Glass, Adams, and all those postminimalist cats. I make weird electronic dance music for choreographers, like this.
Puzzle games like Portal or Myst are my jam. Journey and Bastion, too. I played Daggerfall in the late 90s on a Compaq Presario. I've beat Final Fantasy 1-7 and 10. My favorite is FF6. Super Metroid is the greatest platformer of all time.
When it comes to food, I am like the Nothing in the Neverending Story, except with slightly more chewing. I'm a supertaster, which means my palette is an idiot.
Heroes: Richard Pryor, Mitch Hedberg, Eddie Izzard, Steve Martin, Louie CK, George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, and especially Bill Hicks.
Honorable mentions: Dan Savage, Bill Watterson, Nina Hartley, Carl Sagan, Charlie LeDuff, Klaus Nomi, Klaus Teuber, and Lee motherfucking Sedol.
• 25' of good strong rope
You know why Jessica Rabbit chose Roger.
You're a kinky queer non-binary counter-monogamous glam-punk warrior with perfect comedic timing who loves books more than Cookie Monster loves cookies and dances like we don't go nowhere when we die.