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My self-summary
Moved here to New York from Dubai "OMG DUBAI ... DAT PLACE WITH OIL JIZZING OUT OF EVERYONE'S BACKYARD ????" Sadly my backyard ran out of oil many years ago and now it just trickles. And that is the main reason I moved here to NYC, since my backyard will not be able to support my idle life of gaming, movies and online dating, I have realized that the only way I would be able to feed Etoo (my camel in the pic) and give him a future, is to pursue a degree. Hence, studying medicine at Cornell and should be having my MD in a year. A doctor is not as fancy as a guy with an oily backyard, but it will do for now.

Even though my profile might seem a bit too serious and very straight forward, I'm usually more of a relaxed guy who enjoys sarcasm and sometimes even that funny thing ... humor, its called ? (but the pressure of writing an OK Cupid profile is just more than i can handle) So if you are looking for a "sarcastic, witty, laid back, cool, tall, handsome guy" then you were close but no cigar (yes i also do enjoy the occasional cigarette, deal breaker much ?) since being 5 ' 7 doesn't qualify me as tall except in China .... damn all those years thinking I had a future in NBA.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a bum on the couch while getting my MD from Cornell : yes it is possible

On a more serious note : finishing up my residency and fellowship here in NYC

And finally figuring out the similarities between Dubai and NYC
I’m really good at
Figuring people out

Reading body language
The first things people usually notice about me
Pretty loud and hyper ... and apparently I wave my hands around alot
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Crazy about movies : Snatch is my all time favorite
Six things I could never do without
Coconuts, Pineapples, Mangoes, Blueberry, Pinkberry and Blackberry
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Since pluto got demoted to being a nothing, does that mean that people who still believe in it will go to hell ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Stressing out about everything happening in the world or getting drunk because I was stressing out too much
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I bought a Magic Bullet Blender (as seen on tv) after seeing one of those ads "Are you having a crappy day ? Do you feel like the world pulls down its pants each day only to shit on you ? Do you wish you could have an ice cold drink blended from left over crap you found at home ? .... Then what you need is one of THOSE !!!"

and so I have one of those ....
You should message me if
You enjoy sarcasm the way I do

Your whole life doesn't revolve around Gucci, Prada, D&G, Michael Kors (Givenchy I can handle)

You have some sort of ambition (two bums don't make a good mix)

Or if you think you can handle an explosive arab
The two of us