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What I’m doing with my life
At the moment I'm studying Midwifery in London, which seems a hard occupation to do but I'm really enjoying myself. So far.

I'm new to London so I've been making new friends and trying to keep them! I am also contemplating stalking Charlie Brooker, just need to know where he lives...

ALSO, have now become one of those yuppy runners who goes around and around Regents Park, for no reason but to make themselves feel better (I'm not judging I just do it for this reason). Just done a half marathon and got 3 more lined up and a 3 mile open water swim. I seem to not do things by halves/have a death wish.
I’m really good at
Making people feel comfortable in awkward situations and speaking French in an incredible accent, impressive. However not making any sense due to complete lack of vocabulary, not so impressive.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my unrivalled ability to make myself look stupid in almost any situation. This is of course in order for the previous answer (adhering to peoples comfort) to come about, and not due to my love of verbal diarrhoea..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ok, this is hard so I'll try and keep it down..

Book - The Great Shark Hunt, Hunter S Thompson
Film - The Royal Tenenbaums and A Few Dollars More
Show - TV? Ermm Six Feet Under.. of all time Monty Python
Music - Song = White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane and Band?! Lets say Beck, although I refuse to answer that question normally.. That being said my first album was by The Velvet Underground, given to me aged 7ish and that has stayed with me in a tattoo of the Andy Warhol banana. Odd, I know. The only remnants of a Fine art degree.
Food - All! As long as people take time over it and I can actually taste some flavour!!
Six things I could never do without
A book of any description, cricket, good music like [fill with preferred choice], a friend to lean on, a pencil and notepad to scribble down ideas and a bed. A bed is always good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The news. This encompasses my extensive plans to save all people in Darfur and get so far as to donate £10 to Oxfam. I also have an obsession with the origins of words. Etymology, an amazing and useless subject.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping, watching a film, having a lovely meal or out with friends. This of course all depends on the amount of shifts I have been working and if I need to have cocktail or a pint, or both.. I am from Yorkshire...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've only ever seen 3 Disney films. Neglectful parents.
You should message me if
You enjoy some banter and what you see on here! Also,you are not put off by the reddish tint to my 'reply' tab. I do, just not people who text talk to me about being a babzzzzzz...

Please do, I am more than likely to message you back. Promise.
The two of us