It's like I just rolled a natural 1. And that's like a great wyrm red dragon missing a kolbold with it's bite attack.
I'm a geek. You get used to it.
So it was brought to my attention that I was too vague in my answers....So this is Me for all of You to see. And I'm not going to hold back anything.
But first a few things just so you know what to expect
-If you're married...I'm not interested
-If you have a problem with me having kids...I'm not interested
-If you're just looking for sex...I'm not interested
-If you mail me and I don't get back to you in at least 4 days...I'm not interested
Sorry if you don't like any of that. But this way you can't say I didn't warn you.
-I love penguins
-I cut my hair a lot
-I think I think to0 much
-I'm part Russian and Damned proud of it. I'm a lot of other things too, but like to just focus on the Russian part. Cause it's awesome.
-If you don't like the fact that I'm a Ruski Commie then you can move along.
-I'm a neat freak
-If people leave me alone in their house, I'll clean it before they get back
-I go to shows often
-I have 6 brothers. And they're all over 6ft tall and pretty big, so I'd be careful with my heart if I were you.
-I like to take pictures of Local bands
-I like to scrapbo0k those pictures
-For some odd reason people like to take pictures of me
-I've been on T.V. 4 times. Once on the news, 2 make over shows, and once on Jenny Jones.
-Yes I have the tapes.
-No you can't see them
-I'll be your best friend until you give me a reason not to be.
-I always sing in the shower
-My dream car is a 1967 Nova
-I was born on 'National Hug Day
-My favorite color is green
-I have a hard time telling people no
-I am a hopeless romantic
-I love sleeping with my head on someone’s chest, so I can fall asleep to their heartbeat
-I give my heart away too easily
-My longest relationship was 4 years 6 months and 27 days
-My shortest was 19 hours
-I never understood the concept of falling in love
-I have never said I love you without meaning it.
-All my ex’s have cheated on me
-I wear my heart on my sleeve
-I believe that the ones you love, and the ones that love you, are never ever the same people
-I hate that I moved to Ohio from California, and now I’m fucking freezing
-I hate how everyone seems to know how I feel before me.
-I hate how when I wear my 'Proud to be Drug Free' shirt, people look at me like I'm lying.
-The most important thing-
-I have kids. If that bothers you, then you're on the wrong page.
I was actually very good at it
Ask me anything.
Now I bake.
I always come home smelling like cake.
I'm also pretty good at making cupcakes and other baked goods. I love sugar.
-Go ask Alice
-I am America, and So Can You
-The Dark Tower Series
-Flowers in the Attic
-The Glass house
-Secrets in the Cellar
-I like to read...so a little bit of everything I guess.
-Disney movies from the 90's
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Harold and Maude
-My First Mister
-Where the Wild Things Are
-I'm pretty much up for any movie. You don't know if you like it unless you watch it right?
I hardly watch TV, but I'm addicted to Netflix
-American Horror Story
I am currently addicted to Regina Spektor
-Anything and everything really
-I have a very eclectic taste in Music
-I hate any pork product
-I never eat the ends of French fries
-I can’t chew gum unless someone has previously chewed it for me
-I only eat anything in odd numbers
-I hate mountain dew
-I say soda…not pop
-Sometimes I eat paper
-I eat for survival not pleasure
-I only eat blue M&M’s
Why people are assholes. My next tattoo. What time I'm supposed to be at work the next day. How to be a better person. How much it sucks when your heart breaks.
Some people find it endearing. I think it's annoying.
I'm also a Polka Dot Princess.
And that's a sad thing.