_Drusilla
28 Palmdale, United States
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My self-summary
• I think it's wonderful so many couples are open enough to look for a third, but I'm NOT interested. Monogamy only please!

• I DO NOT DRIVE. I understand this is a dealbreaker for some people. If it is for you, please don't waste my time :)

I've been described by friends as "sweet but terrifying", "bossy", and a "total mama bear" so take that as you will. I'm pretty chill about things. You do you, just don't be too much of an asshole.

Also please no one under 26. I'm kinda creeped out when you 18 year olds message me.
What I’m doing with my life
• Knitting a sweater. No joke. I'm hoping it'll be done by the time it's cold enough to wear it.

• Petsitting. It's the dream, dude, you get paid to cuddle animals.
I’m really good at
Figuring out ways to easily explain things while leaving the important information in the story.

Becoming your pet's best friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
• I think the hair is a given. Kids stare, parents turn them away, elderly people love the hell out of it.
• Resting murder face.
• If I'm wearing my favorite shoes, how tall I am (they put me at about 6' so)
• Yarn bag and/or whatever knitting/crocheting project I have going on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Secretary, Hellboy, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Pacific Rim, LotR, The Hobbit, Disney, Marvel movies, and most zombie flicks.

Music: my Last FM account hasn't updated in awhile, but there's that. Right now mostly listening to BABYMETAL, In This Moment, The Pretty Reckless, and Lana Del Rey. And if you don't like Styx we can't be friends.

Tv: Stranger Things, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Orphan Black, Game of Thrones, Agent Carter, American Horror Story, Boardwalk Empire, Daredevil, Sons of Anarchy, The Strain, Gotham, Preacher.

Foodwise I'm picky, but I try not to make a big deal out of it. I love lasagna and spaghetti, but other noodle type foods are a no go. Definitely not a sushi fan, but I'll eat almost anywhere as long as there's some type of chicken or steak on the menu.
The six things I could never do without
• good pair of flats
• lip balm
• lime Rockstars
• gel pens (don't even talk smack about them, I'll fight you)
• yarn (obvs)

No six for you, OKC! I REBEL!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
• why do so many guys upload dick pics for their main photo?
• how strange it is to find people I went to school with on here and have to pretend I don't remember them
• were pygmy puffs based on tribbles?
On a typical Friday night I am
Generally at home.

And knitting.

I do a lot of knitting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not allowed to wield hammers without a supervisor.

I used to work for a D-list celebrity who was (is?) a bit of a douche. Met some good people through him, though.
You should message me if
You wanna go catch some Pokemon.

You understand us Hufflepuffs are important members of society.

You can accept my lack of a vehicular transportation and don't live 300 miles away.
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