Miss_Allison50
28 South Hadley, United States
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My self-summary
The only thing lower than my standards is my self-esteem.

I like fishing, camping, hiking, going out with friends, Boston sports, playing field hockey, reading, cooking/baking, brewery/winery tours, guns, history, documentaries and trivia. I love Howard Stern, Louis CK, Jerry Seinfeld, Conan and David Letterman. I'm also a fan of the beach (who isn't?!) and traveling.

I'm a total extrovert and can talk to anyone about anything.

I'm an ENFP for all you Myers-Briggs people. (Captain Wildchild, to be exact)
What I’m doing with my life
I work with kiddos who are in foster care, which is amazing. I recently started grad school to get my masters in social work. Soooo. Yeah. I'm a busy-bee.
I’m really good at
Lots of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I gesticulate a lot. I'm Italian, what do you expect?

I'm also a compulsive winker and make at least 3 Seinfeld references a day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Go Ask Alice, American Sniper, Unbroken, The Slaughterhouse-Five, Silver-Linings Playbook, A Million Little Pieces, On the Road, American Psycho and The Glass Castle. For authors I love Augosten Burroughs, David Sedaris and Kurt Vonnegut.

Movies: I Love You Man, American Psycho, The Crying Game, In Bruges, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bridesmaids, Bad Words, The Boondock Saints, Jurassic Park, The Big Lebowski, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Full Metal Jacket, The Squid and the Whale, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Caddyshack, And the Band Played On, A Time to Kill, Fletch, Good Will Hunting, American History X, Foul Play, Apocalypse Now, Fargo, Schindler's List, Black Hawk Down, The Deer Hunter, Forrest Gump, Glory. And soooo many more.

Music: EVERYTHING. Some favorites include CCR, Crosby Stills Nash & Young (collectively and separately), Jerry Lee Lewis, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Buddy Holly, Sublime, Nirvana, The Pixies, Reel Big Fish, Aerosmith, Bruce Springsteen, Lil Wayne, Cake, Roy Orbison, Cat Stevens, Cypress Hill, Dire Straits, Chief Keef, Lana del Rey, Spooky Black, Girl Talk, Die Antwoord, Joan Baez, Modest Mouse, The Polyphonic Spree, Tom Petty, Genesis (and Phil Collins, obviously), Jimi Hendrix, 311 and Michael Jackson. This doesn't even cover part of my musical tastes; I could literally go on forever.

TV: Seinfeld, The Fall, Arrested Development, True Blood, Blue Mountain State, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Law and Order (classic and SVU), Entourage, The Wire, Party Down, The Sopranos, The Jinx; The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst, The Golden Girls, VEEP and Criminal Minds.

Documentaries: Blackfish, Erasing Hate, Paradise Lost, Making a Murderer, Outrage, For the Bible Tells Me So, The Central Park Five, Stuck, Unhung Hero, Imposter, We Were Here, Whore's Glory, Hot Girls Wanted, Skinheads USA, Valentine Road, How to Die in Oregon.
The six things I could never do without
My iPhone, music, black men, Pumpkinhead beer, sports, Uggs, sarcasm, laughter, scarves and coconut iced coffee.

I said more than six. Whoops.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Yada yada yada.

And my utter hatred for Chris Bosh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing typical Friday things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa
You should message me if
You know the difference between there/their/they're, you're/your, to/too/two, then/than etc. Grammar and spelling matter, people!

You're a history buff

You look like Turtle from Entourage

You're a nerd who likes hockey and digs sarcasm.

You are a non-smoking male who has a job, a car, life goals and a sense of humor.

Jesus freaks need not apply.
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