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My self-summary
Masculine queer icon and fun time. Stand up comedian and celebrated arsonist. Acab.
What I’m doing with my life
Emanating a feeling of ease and positive energy into the aether, supplemented with the sorts of things that to an outside observer would seem to make up an incredibly shallow life. Focused primarily on writing comedy, listening to depressing music, and pretending to enjoy unsweetened green tea. Also being a cool and a fun genius.
I’m really good at
Committing sins against God in the #laboratory
The first things people usually notice about me
My beautiful curly be-mulleted locks and falstaff like booming mirth filled laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
It is cruel to ask a pop culture diva like me to pick favorites among my media babies.

I am at the taco truck x3 a week and I only eat fruit when it's already going bad.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fuck/Marry/Kill casper's three uncles.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not booked on a comedy show, I'm at yr local house show or bar, getting trashed and bemoaning my existence.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I published a Moz fan zine in high school. (multiple editions)
You should message me if
You think I'm maybe neat or qt and want me to hang out with you.
The two of us