24 Olympia, United States
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My self-summary
Masculine queer boi. TESC. INTJ as all hell, scorpio af.
What I’m doing with my life
Emanating a feeling of ease and positive energy into the aether, supplemented with the sorts of things that to an outside observer would seem to make up an incredibly shallow life. Focused primarily on writing comedy, listening to depressing music, and pretending to enjoy unsweetened green tea. Also being a cool and fun genius.
I’m really good at
Being tipsy. Using emoji in a creative manner. Analyzing movies, novels, short stories, etc. and interpreting them as allegory for historical events/current politics regardless of author intent.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually laughing too loudly at my own joke. (My laugh is beautiful thx)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of progressive/political/show business non fiction. Concerning fiction I like low-fantasy, historical or political thrillers, and I'm really into femme and queer pulp novels from the last century.

Tao Lin, as he is basically the bad boy of contemporary literary culture and I love him for it.

It's difficult to quantify the criterion for my tv preferences. I can be a real snob about writing and comedy, but enjoy watching and critiquing all kinds of content.

I listen to hipster bull shit (four tet, Mac DeMarco, etc.) and like terrible instrumental chillwave bc I am always studying.

I ONLY eat soy yogurt (for political reasons)
The six things I could never do without

(None of my friends find that funny, but maybe you do?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
dumb shirts i want to design in photoshop and order off zazzle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Downtown or at a friend's place pretending everything is chill.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I published a Moz fan zine in high school. (multiple editions)
You should message me if
You think I'm maybe neat or qt and want me to hang out with you.