Tao Lin, as he is basically the bad boy of contemporary literary culture and I love him for it.
It's difficult to quantify the criterion for my tv preferences. I can be a real snob about writing and comedy, but enjoy watching and critiquing all kinds of content.
I listen to hipster bull shit (four tet, Mac DeMarco, etc.) and like terrible instrumental chillwave bc I am always studying. Fetty Wap is the most romantic rapper of all time maybe?
I ONLY eat soy yogurt (for political reasons)
(None of my friends find that funny, but maybe you do?)