35Bellevue, United States
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My self-summary
I live with my husband PDC_jkelsch, my wife thecutestuff, my wife's husband , and her boyfriend, as well as one of her ex's. (That's six people for those of you counting.) Oh and we have a great dane named Davilin and a cat named Steve in there. Life is interesting most of the time. I like it that way.
I've lived in the northwest most of my life. I love to travel though. I've been to England, Italy, France, Mexico and of course Canada. I have plans to go to other places, who knows when. :)
Sorry if this doesn't flow well, I just keep adding to it when I think of something else to say. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I work for myself when I can get away with it. I own a small business making custom fit corsets. Someday, maybe, I'll be famous and making corsets and undergarments for the stars. The closest I've gotten is making stuff worn by local burlesque performers. Always makes me feel good to see something I made on stage. Sometimes business is slow, so I also work part time as a substitute para-educator.
And of course I've got to keep myself crazy busy, so I've begun the work of starting a nonprofit art center. Which will be awesome once all the paperwork is complete!
And I just finished bartending school... because.... why not? :)
I’m really good at
Sewing, cooking, bouncing around like a fool. Really awesome at cleaning too. Ooo, Ooo, I also play a sweet game of Skee Ball. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
Have to edit this now. Was feeling a little impulsive, so I shaved my head...Probably my hair, or lack of. I've got super curly locks usually. Personally my boobs are my favorite body part on me, but not sure that they are the first thing people notice. But they should be. :)
Perhaps the crazy. I may jump around like a lunatic sometimes... :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love cook books, and I'm a sucker for craft books. Kinda into non-fiction, but will read a really good fiction book if it gets recommended enough. I will watch pretty much anything. Into comedy, drama, sci-fi, anime, and well everything. That includes live entertainment. I was more or less raised at a theater, so I know most show tunes, and the theme of a lot of plays. I like to cook, so I enjoy food. I'm actually a little obsessed with cupcakes. They are so awesome and cute and I love them so much I have one tattooed on my right shoulder blade.
Fiction book: The Fountainhead
Non-Fiction book: Sex at Dawn
Teen Movie: The breakfast club
Musical: Cabaret
Sci-Fi: Firefly
Live entertainment: Burlesque
Current band: Mumford and sons
General music: Punk
Web series: The Guild
Savory food: Broccoli cheddar soup
Sweet food: Chocolate souffle
Food based on look: Cupcakes!
Alcoholic beverage: Jack and coke (fun fact, this was the first alcohol that I drank until drunk.)
What I usually drink when out: A white wine, like a riesling or a chard. (I'm a wine club member at Chateau ste. Michelle)
Non-Alcoholic beverage: I have a weakness for rockstar, or root beer.
Game: Apples to apples
Web comic: xkcd
Piece of clothing: hat
Vehicle: Karmann Ghia
Six things I could never do without
Not in any particular order.....
Cell phone- I am constantly checking the time, and talking to my wife. I get a little panicky without it. Who knows how I made it through my childhood without one. :)
internet- I once had to go without internet access for two days... this is a horror I hope no one else will experience. How does one find directions, or what time places are open? It's possible I'm addicted.....
The people I love- They know who they are. :)
awesome socks- I have a collection of fun, funky socks. They keep my tootsies warm and cozy.
sex- Ummm... yes.... I love sex. It's fun, and makes me happy.
sewing machine- I can't go back to hand sewing everything. I just can't. Besides my sewing machine is pretty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sewing projects.... as well as other craft things.
Sometimes crazy outfits that I think I would like to make. I once made a corset that made me look like I was being eaten by a fish. It is super sweet!
Or foods that don't normally go together that I think should....
well... and then I do spend a bit of my time planning.... really into planning things.
I will also think about everything you said to me.... I will analyze it, and remember it well after you have forgotten that you said it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying dinner with my "family".
Maybe watch a movie. Clean up the house for game night on Saturday!
Friday's are pretty chill. The weekends can get pretty busy with six peoples plans overlapping. So taking time to be together and relax is important.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
umm..errr... well that's private...
I'll keep that to myself. :P
Gotta keep some mystery.
Although I do talk a lot, and once I get going I sometimes say more than I intend.
You should message me if
Ya feel like it. Maybe if you just wanna say something.... I like random comments. :)
I don't respond well to messages that are just asking for pity sex. Just so you know. So you may want to lead with something else.... jokes, questions, etc. work better.
Or perhaps you want to hit up a wine tasting with me. I like most any excuse to go do that. :)
The two of us