30Bremerton, United States
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My self-summary
I'm professionally kick-ass and generally awesome.

I read missed connections often.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, getting my Master's, working.
I’m really good at
Surprising people and myself with the words that come out of my mouth.

Day dreaming of scenarios that will most likely never happen.

Frequently answering questions with gun hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sweet tan lines and awesome biceps.

Okay it's probably my laugh and smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Disco Bloodbath,The DaVinci Code, Fast Food Nation, Black Beauty, Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, Xenocide, When Legends Die, The Things They Carried, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Movies: Comedies mostly. Some action. No horror... I'm an absolute chicken shit. To name a few, Shutter Island, Zombieland, Batman movies, LotR Trilogy, Star Wars, Deadpool, Harry Potter (don't judge me), and many, many more. I love movies.

Shows: Family Guy, The Walking Dead, HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, The Simpsons, Fear The Walking Dead, Family Guy, and much, much more.

Music: is the key to a person's soul. You can tell a lot about a person and his/her mood by the music they listen to. A Perfect Circle (all time favorite), VNV Nation, She Wants Revenge, :Wumpscut:, 3OH!3, Tool, Audioslave, Black Eyed Peas, Cold, Coldplay, Cake, Carolina Liar, Deftones, Danny Elfman, Disturbed, Chevelle, The Dresden Dolls, Dragonforce, Finger Eleven, Flobots, Fiona Apple, Godsmack, Kill Hannah, Marilyn Manson, Muse, Nek, RBD, The Offspring, Pantera, Papa Roach, 3 Doors Down, Placebo, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Razed in Black, Combichrist, Rob Zombie, Thee Days Grace, Santana, Blaqk Audio, And One, Laibach, Intuition, Seabound, Volbeat (love),Basshunter, Evanescence, Eminem... so, so much more.

Food: I don't even know where to begin.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next adventure.

Whether guys who post pictures of themselves in uniform think it will help them score with the ladies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either watching Netflix, working, or having fun out in town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hot pink is my favorite color, I enjoy good morning/good night texts, I like guys with shaved legs...

Okay, okay - Spongebob Squarepants is my guilty pleasure...
You should message me if
You're not a dumbass or a douche... or if you don't inappropriately use the words "actually" and "literally." I should add that please only message me if you have a basic understanding of grammar.

If you "like." I can't see those so what's really the point besides OKC trying to make money?
The two of us