26 Germantown, United States
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My self-summary
Back in 2006, I was awarded as Time Magazine's person of the year. It was pretty exciting and a fun ride while it lasted. If you don't believe me, go look it up.

I am a slave to my 9am to 6pm job during the week doing IT stuff.
I'm not going to lie, I love what I do and I really like the people I work with. It's an incredibly supportive environment.

Once a month, I'm called to go do "Army stuff" with my unit, which consists of me being one of three Combat Medics. I used to be an EMT at a fire station, but my time was so limited I had to resign. I'm thinking about re-joining one though since time has been more or less on my side recently

I'm pretty much a nerd, especially when it comes to computers and emergency medicine (weird mix). If your computer doesn't work and you're actively dying, I can help you with both.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm generally still trying to figure out this whole, "adult" thing. It'a funny because when we were all younger, we saw adults as these omnescent, all-knowing wise people who had all the answers. Turns out that's not the case...

I work at a never-ending job doing tech support during the week, and once a month I do Army stuff.

I am a member of one of the best fire stations in Montgomery County where I am an EMT and Firefighter. I'm at the station at least once a week.

Weekends are when I'm usually either doing everything at once or nothing at all.
I’m really good at
Pretending to know what I'm talking about.

Making lame jokes. I can turn just about anything into a joke, pun, or whatever. I'd tell you the one about German sausages, but it's the wurst.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me, lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dr. Who, Futurama, Archer, Agents of SHIELD. To be honest, I don't watch TV much anymore...

For music, I like rock and classic rock, but I will listen to anything...except for modern rap which sucks.

If the food doesn't try to eat me first, I'll give it a try. If it tries to eat me first, it will probably lose, in which case I'll eat it to assert my dominance in the food chain.
The six things I could never do without
Wallet (including money)
The Internet.
My puppy, who is the most amazing dog in the world
The fundamental physical constants
Everything else
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next adventure.

Also, the world, the universe, and everything in between.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going wherever the wind takes me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a time traveler. I travel through time at a rate of one second per second. My time machine on my wrist tells me so. Cool, huh?
You should message me if
If you can come up with something more creative than "sup".

You looked up who Time Magazine's Person of the Year was in 2006 and found that you were as well.

But go ahead and message me. If you don't, the universe will most likely end or something...