I am a slave to my 9am to 6pm job during the week doing IT stuff.
I'm not going to lie, I love what I do and I really like the people I work with. It's an incredibly supportive environment.
Once a month, I'm called to go do "Army stuff" with my unit, which consists of me being one of three Combat Medics. I used to be an EMT at a fire station, but my time was so limited I had to resign. I'm thinking about re-joining one though since time has been more or less on my side recently
I'm pretty much a nerd, especially when it comes to computers and emergency medicine (weird mix). If your computer doesn't work and you're actively dying, I can help you with both.
I work at a never-ending job doing tech support during the week, and once a month I do Army stuff.
I am a member of one of the best fire stations in Montgomery County where I am an EMT and Firefighter. I'm at the station at least once a week.
Weekends are when I'm usually either doing everything at once or nothing at all.
Making lame jokes. I can turn just about anything into a joke, pun, or whatever. I'd tell you the one about German sausages, but it's the wurst.
For music, I like rock and classic rock, but I will listen to anything...except for modern rap which sucks.
If the food doesn't try to eat me first, I'll give it a try. If it tries to eat me first, it will probably lose, in which case I'll eat it to assert my dominance in the food chain.
Wallet (including money)
My puppy, who is the most amazing dog in the world
The fundamental physical constants
Also, the world, the universe, and everything in between.
You looked up who Time Magazine's Person of the Year was in 2006 and found that you were as well.
But go ahead and message me. If you don't, the universe will most likely end or something...