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My self-summary
I have an odd sense of humor apparently.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Howling like a wookiee.
Saying blunt, off the wall things at awkward times.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lumbering gait. The beard. My eyes. The Bad Religion t-shirt or the Darwin t-shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ishmael, Story of B, My Ishmael, A Short History of Nearly Everything, A Song of Ice and Fire series, Dresden Files. Anything informative pertaining to dinosaurs or paleontology.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Jurassic Park, Clerks 1 and 2, V for Vendetta, Jurassic World.

Game of Thrones, Shameless, Elementary, Cosmos.

Bad Religion, Deer Tick, Sage Francis, Brooks Long and the Mad Dog No Good, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, World Inferno Friendship Society, The Coup, Wu Tang Clan, Outkast, Tom Waits.

Lasagna. I have been known to make outrageous propositions and to endure incredible irritation as long as I can get a good lasagna as a result.
Six things I could never do without
books, family, friends, food, water, oxygen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Philosophy, paleontology, food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading. Watching a movie on Netflix. Having a beer with a friend. Watching my best friend's kids.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ya know the saying "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach" ? I am the reason that saying exists.

Currently being plagued by Cronenberg-esque body horror nightmares.
You should message me if
If you know the significance of 42 or R'yleh.

Don't bother if you think creationism has a place in schools.
The two of us