MisterSoapy
36 Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
I'm just this guy, you know?

I refuse to get A-list, so if you like me, message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying my job.
I’m really good at
Asking someone a question just as they take a bite of their food.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...it's like my bible.
Fight Club, The Matrix...again, kind of religious/spiritual.
Miami Vice...80s forever.
Bruce Springsteen. If you don't like him, this probably won't work.
Everything but liver.
The six things I could never do without
Hydration, nutrients, oxygen, coffee, sex and music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You probably wouldn't want to talk to me if I answered this question truthfully. Seriously, if you looked at a guy's profile and got to this part, and it said something like, "I think about what would happen if two people were having ferocious sex, and one of them farted, and at the same time the friction of their pubic hair caused a spark, what would happen? If it was missionary and the man farted, he might be thrust forward, causing the woman severe internal injury. As for cowgirl, well she might just take off like a rocket and fly through the roof," wouldn't you be a little weirded out?
So I think it's best if I leave this one blank.
On a typical Friday night I am
The same person I am every other night.
You should message me if
I dunno...if you feel like it?
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