25 Decatur, United States
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My self-summary
From time to time I have a dream that I'm spending time with this awesome girl, she's kinda nerdy, fun, friendly and beautiful, and sometimes she's even a little dirty. When I wake up from these dreams, I can't remember her face, but what I do remember is feeling really happy to be with her. Of course then I remember that they're only dreams, but it gives me hope that maybe a real version of that girl is out there somewhere, and maybe, just maybe I can find her.

Well, now that I've shared my deep thoughts with you, let me tell you a bit of the day to day details about myself to try and scare you away :P Guess a good starting point would be to say that my name is Tim. I am really simple, I like archery, dogs, video games (yep I'm a total nerd, fair warning!), food, going for drives when it's nice out, doing nothing but curling up inside when it's cold, and I am pretty much a goofball. That being said, I'm also super intelligent, so be honest with me, and I'll return the favor!

My normal hobbies when I'm not at work include, archery, playing with Mocha, playing video games with my fellow nerds, Netflixing, going driving when the weather is nice (I have a pretty fun summer car), and even though it's not so easy to do here in Illinois, I enjoy just about every activity you can find at the beach, swimming, scuba diving, drinking fruity drinks, kayaking, jet skis and of course girls! What can I say, I am a guy after all ;)

What I want out of life isn't complicated, a job that doesn't drive me too crazy (a little crazy keeps it fun), a place to call home, and a special lady to share life with. Anyone care to guess which of those three things I'm really lacking? (I'll give you a hint, you might be able to help me with it!)
What I’m doing with my life
I work a lot, my job is mostly good (some days I want to tear my hair out). Maybe you'll do me a favor and help me add spending time with you to the list :)
I’m really good at
Making people laugh (I have it on several peoples authority that I am, "funny as hell.")
Making mac n cheese (right out of the box).
Solving problems.
Making a fool out of myself.
Putting the PRO in procrastinate :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I crack a lot of jokes. I'm not sure if that's the first thing, but it is certainly one of the highlights. I have also been told that I have nice eyes haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music is a very important part of my life. My two main categories of music are happy soft rock that makes me happy and hopeful, and aggressive hard rock that jives well with my inner badass lol. I love to sing along and play air guitar or air drums.

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, super hero movies, war movies.

Food: Just about anything except for sushi. I LOVE nachos, if you made me a plate of really good nachos I would probably love you forever haha.

TV: Futurama, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, CSI, NCIS, Game of Thrones.

Video Games: Legend of Zelda, StarCraft, Guild Wars, Tales of Symphonia, Metroid.
The six things I could never do without
These aren't in any particular order:
Yummy food.
My friends.
My phone.
Family, they're totally nuts... but I wouldn't have it any other way :)
Mocha, having her back in my life is fantastic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When and where I will run into the right girl. How motivated am I feeling to cook something or just use the microwave. How awesome it would be to live by the beach.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the moment, my typical Friday night is pretty much fetch with my dog, into either video games with my buddies, or a movie night. I know dreadfully exciting, but maybe you can help me add some zing to my weekends!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Women baffle me. I like to think of myself as pretty smart, but every time I think I have a woman figured out, I'm proven wrong.
You should message me if
Reasons to message me: You're awesome, nerdy, similar to the girl described above, you feel like it, you're shy but willing to at least try to get to know someone.

Reasons not to message me: You're more than 6 years older/younger than me (that's not 100% set in stone, but you'd really have to wow me big time), you didn't like what you read about me, aliens are about to abduct you, you're not really looking for a relationship.