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My self-summary
Hey! Thanks for visiting. I know you have quite the selection of bots and Green-Card brides to choose from, so this doesn't go unappreciated. I'm pretty laissez faire about almost everything and will gladly be spontaneous with you. In fact, those are the best adventures! Like, do you want to change subway cars to get away from this homeless person? Or, how about we fly to a city that doesn't have hot garbage this weekend? Let's check out this restaurant, it has a "C" rating, is always a good choice too.

I listen to a lot of music every day. I like going to theater, concerts, bars and other normal activities. I watch television, including the really hip shows and I'm up to speed with current events. I'll talk with you about real and fantasy football and give you all of my tips (Ha you thought I'd steal yours??) I like to play video games too, but the problem with that is it's hard to meet other gamers to date when I'm inside playing all the games. These are the difficult decisions.

I know you scoffed at sports, and while I can't tell you the coach of the '98 Montreal Expos' blood type, have you seen hockey players? They are seriously hot. If you are a hockey player, I will marry you immediately.

I'm not over-the-top clingy, I have friends that like to hang out with me and do stuff and you should have that too. I won't be stopping you or acting weird when your brosef calls to plan a night of whiskey shots to how many times Jesse says "bitch" in season 3 of Breaking Bad. You do you.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in mobile gaming. It's pretty rad.

Thinking about buying a sick pad so you can marry up and brag to all of your friends that you found your main squeeze on millionaire matchmaker. I'm super driven and my boyfriend adventure has told me that you need to be too.
I’m really good at
Finding the new bands well before they blow up and catching them live at $10 shows. GGG. My shit is together, including my finances. I'm witty AF.

This is a super humbling question.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sneaker game is on point
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I read a lot. Kindle on the subway. Philip K. Dick. Science Fiction everything. I also do a lot of crossword puzzles, but Sunday's are too hard for one person *wink*

TV: Simpsons, Judge Judy, CBS Sunday Morning, Black Mirror, Veep, John Oliver, Fargo, Sci-Fi, NFL, NHL (Go Flyers!), crying that all my shows are or have ended. T-Mobile gave me a free subscription to MLB so we can watch that too.

Music: Blur, Silverchair, Metric, Jinja Safari, Hot Hot Heat, Gang of Youths, Illy, Seth Sentry, Boxed In, Circa Waves, Django Django, Jason Derulo, ChampagnePapi, Busdriver, Kanye, Miles Kane, Everything Everything, Clean Bandit, Little Daylight, Royal Blood, A$AP Rocky, Tom Odell, Ra Ra Riot, a lot of hip hop, everything up beat, pop country, pop in general, if they're British or Australian, I already love them. I buy tickets to shows, then find friends to drag and I'm extremely pretentious about it. This is honestly the least sarcastic sentence on this whole page.

Food: I can't date vegetarians, sorry. I guess this sentence is also not sarcastic.

Movies: I will never be asking or taking you to see chick flicks because I can't be bothered with them myself, so there's that plus.
The six things I could never do without
Steak (I eat it properly in case you were wondering)
Video Games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I go to sleep now, how many hours of sleep can I get tonight?
On a typical Friday night I am
At a show, out with friends, xbox
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I chromecast your profile pictures onto my TV so I can see what you would look like life-sized. Then I take a selfie of "us" together so I can see what we'd look like as a couple. Then I send our pictures off to makemebabies.com to make sure we'd have pedigree lineage. Some kids are super uggo and I see enough of those on my FB feed! If everything checks out, then I call my mom and tell her I've found the man of my dreams! Maybe facetime so she can see how happy you've made me!

So nothing too crazy really.
You should message me if
You're looking for the real deal. I pass the photo test. I don't care how tall you are. You live in the NYC area. You speak English. You're ready to actually meet up and have a great time getting to know each other. You have access to a Mr. Meeseeks box. Pro-sports, theater, concerts and drinking are things you really like to do. I'll probably message you first anyway, so prepare your loins!