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My self-summary
❥ I hate Hello Kitty. I am constantly receiving it as gifts cause people think it's in my blood to love her.
❥ I love pink. My room is covered in it. When people come over they say it looks like a unicorn diarrhea everywhere. I'm proud.
❥ I get really embarrassed when Asians fly in movies.
❥ I love meat. If the world run out of animals I will eat people. Run.
❥ My heroes are Chun Li, Sailor Venus, Sawa, Xena and Betty White.
❥ I fear the dark, zombies, balloon pops and big areolas.
What I’m doing with my life
I have an online store. It's quite embarrassing sometimes when everyone's going around talking about their jobs. All my friends are like:
"I'm a teacher!"
"I'm an engineer!"
"I'm a librarian!"
"I'm a game tester!"
And I say: "I make accessories from my bedroom in my pajamas!". It sounds like a made up job to keep the mentally deficient busy. Hey, it paid for college and still paying the bills now.
I’m really good at
Carrying my weight well? I am not being modest when I say I'm overweight. I really am. People tell me: "Oh you carry your weight well". I know they meant it as a compliment but that's like saying to someone: "Balding suits you"
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have really long hair. People like to tell me: "Wow, you have really long hair", because they think I am not aware of this. I use to reply with "Thank you", but I realized it is not a compliment so now I just say, "Yup".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
[Food] Bacon, Lunchables, sweet corn, bloody steaks, fried chicken, watermelon, lamb chops, chocolate ice cream, tart yogurt, cheesecake, bacon, and dead babies.

[Movies] Forrest Gump, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Gone With The Wind, Kung Fu Hustle, Kite, House Of Flying Daggers, Basic Instinct, Cheeky!, The Last Unicorn, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Hook, Dirty Love, Space Jam, Dangerous Beauty, Phantom Of The Opera

[TV Shows] The Office, The Simpsons, Meteor Garden, Samurai Champloo, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, Huan Zhu Ge Ge, 1,000 Ways To Die, The Golden Girls, Spongebob Square Pants, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, Sherlock

[Books] Sonchai Jitpleecheep Series, The Anita Blake Series, Can You Keep A Secret, Princess Nevermore, The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Flowers in the Attic, Princess Sultana's Trilogy, The Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Captain Underpants.
Six things I could never do without
1. My hair. I just really like my hair. My mother does not. She says it reminds her of this story she read about some woman lost in the mountains for 20 years.

2. Things with the Playboy logo on them. I am obsessed with Playboy. One day I shall work for them as an airbrusher but I will settle as a toilet scrubber.

3. Ice cream. It cures everything.

4. Violent video games. They are the reason why I haven't killed anyone in real life.

5. Laughing. I always look like I am high on sugar.


I'll think of the last one later. I know I'm suppose to write something along the lines of: "Chocolate, MUSIC IS MY LIFE, shoes and my wonderful friends teeeheheheheehee chopsticks!". But I really can't think of anything else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be better at adulting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to come up with a reason to put on pants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have a penis.
You should message me if
You are not going to ask me to send you more pictures.
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