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My self-summary
About me? I do my best to be a decent guy. I'm relatively well-read. I'm kind of a big dork.
What I’m doing with my life
My primary focus is world-domination. What do I want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

By day, I'm a lawyer.
I’m really good at
Sizing up a situation.

Translating people to each other and to themselves.


Navigating through unfamiliar territory.

Predicting what's about to be said or done.

Noticing small details and pointing them out.

Making friends wherever I go.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm large and bear-like. I'm also usually smiling. Unlike an actual bear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Like I said, I'm relatively well-read. Although if the category in Final Jeopardy is "16th Century French Literature," I'm betting $0. These days I spend most of my time reading true crime and other tales of human nastiness.

As for TV... My favorite shows include, but are not limited to: Parks and Rec, The West Wing, Bob's Burgers, House of Cards, Orange Is The New Black, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Dinosaurs, An Idiot Abroad, Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown, Wilfred, Star Trek TNG and Voyager, Borgia, South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and I always made a point of having people over for Game of Thrones viewings on Sunday nights.

I like all kinds of movies, but these are the movies I liked enough to buy on iTunes even though I own them on DVD: My Cousin Vinny, Whatever Works, Walk Hard, the LOTR trilogy, Gladiator, The Patriot, Django Unchained, Fight Club, Clash of the Titans (1981), Jason and the Argonauts (1963), Inglorious Basterds (2009), Tombstone, Hook, and The Princess Bride.
The six things I could never do without
My people

Certain electronic devices

My car

Travel (not a "thing" exactly, but a noun; I think that counts)

Good company

Quiet time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever it is that I'm supposed to do next; or failing that, whatever it is that I want to do next.

Random things that I'd rather continue to ponder than to research on Google, like: "how do they split the peas for split pea soup?" Or "if the moon revolves around us, and we revolve around the sun, what is it that the sun revolves around?" Or, "I'm allergic to cats, they make me itchy; I wonder if petting a lion or tiger would make my hands itch too...?" Or, "why is there always a Denver-version of things?"

I also have this "Sixth Sense" thing going on where I see legal liability everywhere all the time. *Pulls blanket up to eyes* "They're all liable... They just don't know it..."
On a typical Friday night I am
Pulling the hearts out of semi-willing sacrificial victims, holding them up, and chanting Kali-mah! KALI-MAAA!! While a horde of my brainwashed followers chant and play drums.

You know, normal Friday night type stuff.
You should message me if have an educated opinion. think that an "argument" should be more like a discussion than a fight.'re comfortable talking about most anything. enjoy laughter, whether it's yours or mine. get the feeling that I might be just your type of guy.'re one of the unicorns who is not too shy to send a guy an opening message.

We're all on here to meet new people, so if you think I might be the type of person you're looking to meet, write me! Let's talk. And if not, I wish you happy hunting and all the best.