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My self-summary
nihilistic narcissist with a poor sense of irony

starting a war against urban outfitters & Starbucks, they've subverted the morality of the youths



super duper unpatriotic
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
literally nothing
The first things people usually notice about me
idk probs how kawaii desunee I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Palahniuk, Tolkien, Bulgakov, Kazantzakis, Hawking, Sagan, Gladwell, Rice, King, Salvatore, Martin, Barker, Nietzsche, Chaucer, Dawkins, Tolstoy, Nabokov, Chekhov, Murakami

Movies: Donnie Darko, Moulin Rouge, Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog, Across the Universe, Cloud Atlas, Amelie, Rid of Me, Obselidia, You, Me and Everyone We Know, The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror, Troll 2, The Room, Pink Flamingos, Spring Breakers, Heavy Metal, Heathers, Juno, Mean Girls, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, anything with Emma Watson, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Dear Lemon Lima, Seven, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Were the World Mine, Pan's Labyrinth, Let the Right One In (not to be confused with the shitty americanized one), Hayao Miyazaki

muzak: radiohead, tool, kendrick Lamar, Frank ocean, Regina spektor, lily Allen, Colbie Caillat, lana del rey, HAIM, Fleetwood Mac, the doors, mykki Blanco, Aurora, antony and the Johnsons, bjork, cocorosie, Beyonce, Anderson .paak, FKA twigs, zayn, Bowie, grimes, iron and wine, MIA, peaches, Janelle Monae, jhene aiko, lorde, lykke li, alt-j, scissor sisters, mika

oh also if you like Chopin and Debussy let's smoke weed and listen to Piano concertos
Six things I could never do without
coffee, sex, irony, wifi, music, nicotine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
which kind of burrito I want
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm white
You should message me if
you have extensive knowledge on microtonal music

you often contemplate suicide

you notice the grammatical error in my user name and want to correct me

you do not have a totally not ironic duck face picture in your profile photos

you enjoy late 19th century Russian literature and want to recommend a book to me

you're a ridiculous bohemian stoner-philosopher
The two of us