28Hagerstown, United States
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My self-summary
I am a verbose and loquacious luddite. Also an aspiring hermit, hoping to one day find a cabin up some wooded mountain that I can guard with a shotgun and the potent stopping power of a lunatic's gaze.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, working out, taking care of animals.
I’m really good at
Cooking, drawing, long distance skateboarding, playing bass, playing with dogs, smart-assery, not finishing sentences...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
William Gibson, Simon and Garfunkel, Philip K Dick, MBMBAM, pizza, David Sedaris, MONDAY NIGHT RAW, Sarah Vowel, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Oh No Ross and Carrie, Kiki's Delivery Service, Philip Glass, sushi, The Fifth Element, Good Luck, ice cream, Radiohead, ∆, Sam Harris, Windhand, Blade Runner, Omega Massif, The Amazing World of Gumball, cage fighting, chocolate...
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Foot and boot don't rhyme.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably sleeping.
You should message me if
I'm pretty harmless. I'm on here because I live my life with a pretty strict routine. I either work a lot or I still just tend to try and stay productive. Even when I'm out socializing, I don't bother hitting on girls, it's really never been my thing. Mostly I just do stuff on my own so I don't meet a lot of new people. Especially since I basically don't drink alcohol and kind of hate being in loud crowded places.

So if you enjoy long conversations about nearly anything, I'm down for that.

If you'd like to go do stuff (so many activities!) or just stay in and relax, I'm down for that.

If you're curious about just how cute my dogs are, we are all down for that.

And I don't mean to be rude but...I take health and fitness VERY seriously. I believe eating a good diet and taking care of ones body is truly fundamental to a well lived life and a healthy mind. I don't expect perfection or anything but if you're not on track for that already, I'd just rather not waste your time or mine. I don't want to sound like a jerk but I do take it seriously on some level.
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