MongoAbides
27 Hagerstown, United States
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My self-summary
I am a verbose and loquacious luddite. Also an aspiring hermit, hoping to one day find a cabin up some wooded mountain that I can guard with a shotgun and the potent stopping power of a lunatic's gaze.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, working out, taking care of animals.
I’m really good at
I'm a smartass, I like to cook, I like to draw, I've been longboarding for years (and boy are my legs tired) and I get along pretty well with most dogs.

I'm also somehow great at NOT drawing, go figure. I think the drawing is better, but I've got to acknowledge my strengths here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
William Gibson, Simon and Garfunkel, Philip K Dick, MBMBAM, pizza, David Sedaris, MONDAY NIGHT RAW, Sarah Vowel, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Oh No Ross and Carrie, Kiki's Delivery Service, Philip Glass, sushi, The Fifth Element, Good Luck, ice cream, Radiohead, ∆, Sam Harris, Windhand, Blade Runner, Omega Massif, The Amazing World of Gumball, cage fighting, chocolate...
The six things I could never do without
Dogs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Foot and boot don't rhyme.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably sleeping.
You should message me if
I'm pretty harmless. I'm on here because I live my life with a pretty strict routine and even when I'm out socializing, I don't bother hitting on girls, it's really never been my thing. I just do stuff on my own so I don't meet a lot of new people. Especially since I basically don't drink alcohol and kind of hate being in loud crowded places.

So if you enjoy long conversations about nearly anything, I'm down for that.

If you'd like to go do stuff (so many activities!) or just stay in and relax, I'm down for that.

If you're curious about just how cute my dogs are, we are all down for that.
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