MonkeyBot9000
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My self-summary
A few days ago I received a text from a good friend saying, "I was just describing you to Amber and telling her why you're one of my favorite people, and I made myself miss you," and he went on to share the description: "He's fascinating. Brilliant. We call him a scholar; his intellect is humbling. Fun and charming, but also dark and moody, and when he plays his guitar, he sings from a place within his heart that is deeply scarred and beautiful." I'd rather share someone else's opinion of me, than to share my own opion of myself. That said, I try to be kind, sincere, trusting, and good for the sake of being good.
What I’m doing with my life
I won't lie: work consumes a majority of my time. In my free time, I have several projects that I aspire to accomplish to eventually leave my regular job. When I'm not working on those, I enjoy playing guitar, reading, watching shows, or going out for a hike or nightlife.
I’m really good at
Making spectacular burgers.

Laughing.

Having intellectual conversations on a variety of subjects.

Learning.

Singing.

Playing guitar.

Drawing.

Writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have a face... and then that I'm fun and easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Joseph Campbell, Exploring Social Psychology, The Art of Dramatic Writing, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Poetry: Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley, The Tyger by William Blake, and anything by Edgar Allan Poe.

Movies: The Dark Knight, Fight Club, The Matrix, The Hobbit, The LOTR trilogy, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Star Wars, Little Shop of Horrors, Back to the Future.

Music: Classic and alternative rock, I've worked in three record stores so I like a smattering of everything.

Food: Korean BBQ and sushi...I'm addicted.
Six things I could never do without
6) iPhone

5) Toothbrush.

4) My superpowers.

3) Imagination.

2) People, especially good friends and family.

1) Towel, because "any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The meaning of life, the universe, and everything... So basically deep metaphysical thoughts about my epistemological and ontological concerns of the day.
On a typical Friday night I am
There's never anything typical about my Friday nights. In fact, I keep a large Wheel of Fortune style roulette wheel that determines what I do on any given Friday night.
Some selections from the wheel: Reading to the blind, walking old ladies across the street, curing cancer, and building orphanages for puppies that can't bark.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
People who share my name make me uncomfortable: "There can be only one."
You should message me if
You're fun.

You have goals.

You like good conversation.
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