MonkeyGunz
40 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
Allow myself to introduce...myself. Born in the midwest, raised in the South and lived in NYC. I used to think I was Elvis reincarnated, turns out I just like to snarl and shake my hips.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm havin daydreams about night things in the middle of the afternoon.
I’m really good at
smooth talkin', face makin', smiling and making nice, making people think I know what I'm talking about, playing devil's advocate, playing devil, making up nicknames, tongue-kissing, buttering bacon, puddle jumping, muck raking, bundt caking.
I can play this here guitar purdy good too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm blonde... and I have good teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ask me
The six things I could never do without
There's nothing I can't live without, I'm adaptable dammit!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
yer butt!
On a typical Friday night I am
wookin pa nub in all da wong places...wookin pa nub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can keep secrets...
You should message me if
you wanna rock and roll and what not...and you're not unfortunate looking and can have a conversation about something other than reality tv.
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