Talkies: Bunch of Criterion Collection hipster bullshit
Shows: WONDERSHOWZEN, The Heart She Holler, Metalocalypse, Stella, TAEASGJ!
Music: M3tuhl and other assorted kvlt brutality, The Topgun soundtrack on loop
Then aliens will come and find the ruins of our civilization, with only that movie to reference regarding the entirety of our achievements as a species.
I think about this every day, and it terrifies me.
Also, I really really hate that picture of you with all those stupid goddamn lampposts at LACMA. Actually, everyone hates that photo of you. They're just too nice to tell you.
If this video is as important to you as it is to me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwUHrK0nLiM
Do not message me if you are a double amputee. Or a filthy theist (worship of ancient and possibly malevolent Sumerian deities is fine). Or boring. For the love of Odin some of you are fucking boring. I know that I'm a man on Okcupid and therefore apparently supposed to be desperate for any small scrap of attention you throw my way, but holy fuck say something other than "Hi". If you do this thing I will consider you my 80's movie nemesis, and we will have to have a final duel scenario, preferably in an empty factory where no one seems to work and the only apparent thing being manufactured is a ludicrous amount of sparks.