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My self-summary
"Happiness is a road we choose to travel...not a destination."
What I’m doing with my life
I am sorry to inform you that your services as housekeeper/cleaning lady are no longer required. I want to thank you for your exemplary attention to detail and hard work over the last year. I will be happy to provide you with references if you so desire.

There is an opening however in the “Girlfriend Department” that may interest you. Please note the job description along with desired skills and experience attached below.

Girlfriend-Strategic Partner

Job Description

I am seeking a Girlfriend/Strategic Partner to build a solid relationship and collaborative environment for emotional and spiritual growth as well as to promote mutual physical and financial well being. This is the chance of a lifetime opportunity to be part of a newly formed partnership focused on ensuring that each day forward will be filled with wonder, love, and joy. Currently the position is in the San Francisco Bay area of Northern California with possible new locations opening globally as the partnership grows.

-Works with family and friends to maintain existing relationships as well as recruits individuals, couples, and groups to augment and build new friendships.
-Will work on independent projects at their own discretion with or without additional support and/or resources.
-Attend social functions including but not limited to: Company Christmas Parties, Weddings, Funerals, Bar Mitzvahs, Black Tie/Formal Awards Banquets and Charity Events, Family and Friend’s Barbeques and Picnics, Marshmallow Roasts, Comedy Roasts, and Luaus.
-Identifies potential challenges and communicates solutions in a clear and thoughtful manner.
-Maintains both individual and relationship calendars to provide for maximum quality time as well as time for individual self growth.
-Will play a leading role in planning consistent exercise and physical fitness programs, vacations, and social activities.

Desired Skills and Experience

-Deep understanding of emotional intelligence and how it relates to relationships.
-Proficient in interpersonal communication including but not limited to: cell phone use for texting and verbal communication, email, and that little notebook on the counter where day to day honey-do lists and reminders of how much we all mean to each other are left.
-Diverse dietary interests are required as is an interest in trying new things.
-An active interest in attending live music, dance, and theatrical performances.
-Empathy toward those less fortunate and appropriate actions.
-A passion for music, physical touch, laughter, and romance.
-A solid understanding of the role media plays in shaping our political beliefs and the difference between the biased, editorial, dogmatic approach of Fox News and developing opinions based on individual experiences, verifiable information, and logic.
-Must not be easily intimidated or starstruck in the presence of major celebrities.
-A background in entertainment; Music, Theater, Dance (including belly, swing, exotic, and pole,) and/or Film (including home movies-with or with clothing) is an added plus.

No references are desired and prior positions are only to be disclosed by mutual consent..
I’m really good at
....coloring outside the lines.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear nice shoes and smell good. (Hey you asked!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
eclectic and diverse...
Six things I could never do without
Music, wine, physical touch, laughter, a decent pen, and paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I want to learn next.
On a typical Friday night I am
See the above six things...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once asked Ellen DeGeneres out when she lived in San Francisco.
She graciously declined.
You should message me if
... you own a copy of On The Road, Trout Fishing in America, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, or the Kama Sutra.
The two of us