I'm a nerd.
Please consult this web comic for further information.
Knowing where to eat
Making French toast
People always ask me for directions. I once asked why and I was told it was because "you're wearing plaid, and you're tall, and you're carrying a box." (I was carrying a box.)
I watch TV shows that aren't airing anymore (Arrested Development, The Wire, Seinfeld, Daria, Party Down) and some that are (Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black, Broad City, House of Cards).
I own a vinyl record player because I enjoy tedious, expensive, outdated technology.
Girls with glasses
It isn't. It's for me.
... you like Otis Redding.
... you feel like sharing a bottle of cheap wine.
... you are Elaine Benes.