MoreCoffeePlz
31 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
Beardy, neurotic New Yorker slowly becoming Larry David. I know where to get the best cannoli.

I'm a nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
I connect well with a lot of different, eclectic types, but I've never felt that I've found my people. So, I go to open mic nights, I listen to music, I play music, I read books, I walk places. I people watch on the subway and wonder what their deal is.

Please consult this web comic for further information.
I’m really good at
Drinking coffee at odd hours

Knowing where to eat

Ennui

Making French toast

Boring you
The first things people usually notice about me
I can get cereal off the top shelf for them.

People always ask me for directions. I once asked why and I was told it was because "you're wearing plaid, and you're tall, and you're carrying a box." (I was carrying a box.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vonnegut because he's a humanist. Bukowski because he's a drunk. Fante because no one's heard of him. Also lots of jazz biographies that I can bore you with.

I watch TV shows that aren't airing anymore (Arrested Development, The Wire, Seinfeld, Daria, Party Down) and some that are (Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black, Broad City, House of Cards).

I own a vinyl record player because I enjoy tedious, expensive, outdated technology.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee
A watch
Gawker
Cheeseburgers
Whiskey
This
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Subversive/pulp films from the 60s and 70s

Girls with glasses

Gender/racial/social inequality

Existential terror
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I order takeout the people at the restaurant put two sets of utensils in the bag as if to say, "Yes, clearly all this food must be for two people."

It isn't. It's for me.
You should message me if
... you like coffee.
... you like Otis Redding.
... you feel like sharing a bottle of cheap wine.
... you are Elaine Benes.
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