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My self-summary
Well good morning/evening/afternoon! Greetings, salutations and other wordy ways to say hello :D

I'm just looking for my "Ride or Die" girl. 🏍 💀 💑 😜 So yeah, I'm that sort of guy.

I love podcasts, lifting weights, computer programming, and my dogs. I've pulled over several times to help animals in the street. I try to do the right thing, at least I try to anyways.

I can be a silly guy, if you couldn't already tell, but I have all my ducks in a row. I'm hoping to find someone similar, fun but has her shit together.

But most of all, I love old people, they’d love me too, if I didn’t swear so much.

My Briggs-Meyers is NSFW 😜
What I’m doing with my life
I type for a living. Sometimes the arrangement of the symbols I type become beautiful applications for your iPad/iPhone. Software Harry Potter is my official title. I also set a side time to meditate. I often temper that hippie stuff with strenuous exercise. Yin and yang.
I’m really good at
Useless trivia that is mostly unusable at actual trivia contests, lot’s 90’s and 00’s pop culture references, spotting out celebrity characteristics in random people. Example, "The McDonald’s teller has Tom Cruise’s forehead and mouth."

I’m also extremely good at not taking it personally if women don’t message back. Because, wait for it, butt-hurt isn’t sexy ;D
The first things people usually notice about me
My forehead is shiny like a very clean carrot.
And short hair don’t care!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Food
Too many to list.

Beiber, mostly Beiber, Nickelback, Creed, that one sweet song from Crazy Town. Garth Brook’s alter ego, Chris Gaines.

Other than that EDM, and Metal. Send me your favorites because I’m always looking for new stuff.

Nerd/Geek stuff
Firefly, Warhammer, Game of Thrones, etc.
Six things I could never do without
1. Friends and family
2. my dogs *woof*
3. AeroPress coffee maker *woot*
4. my koss portapro headphones
5. youtube
6. pretty girls like you *awwwwww*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I’d be saving if I were to switch to Geico.
The meaning I impose on my life.
Constructive delusion.
The in depth conversations I've had with myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being woefully disappointed that the girl I met online looks nothing like her picture 😱😱😱

Sitting in my backyard, under the stars, with a dog on each side, a bourbon in my hand and my friends in a circle.

At an art show or some geeky meet-up. Bar crawls if there are any going round.

The occasional metal or EDM show.

*cough* I meant to say
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
If you’re parents harass you for speaking your native tongue poorly.
If you detest littering.
If you love bacon.
If you used to rave.
If you didn’t put “Just ask” in any of the boxes in your profile :P
If you want to send me any of your favorite puns. I LOVE puns!!!
If you’re all about the “ride or die”
If you’re a ghetto academic like me :)
The two of us