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My self-summary
"I have come to regard you all as people I have...met"

Guess the quote, win a goldfish.

I'm super nice, occasionally shy, sometimes worried, often giggly, mostly affectionate and always hungry. I would say hungry for love but most of the time it's just for cake.

I strive to be a better person and helping others make me happy.

I also strive to be a intersectional feminist. Any messages about 'bloody feminazis' and 'white men are the real oppressed' will promptly be put IN THE BIN. Ta.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a student nurse. Coming up with new combinations of carbs, fat & sugar (or baking as its often known) Drinking silly cocktails. Attending any event that has a free buffet. Watching really good horror films. Watching really bad horror films. Watching you through the curtains. Not going clubbing. Going into the strange part of the internet. Testing myself on the endocrine system. Wearing silly vintage dresses. Planning my dream cat.
I’m really good at
- Listening. Empathy is surprisingly useful in healthcare
- Making homemade presents; Truffles, flavoured vodka, flavoured syrups, scented bath salts or homemade jewelry. Take yer pick.
- Finding free samples on market stalls
- Dressing myself. I started at age 2 and never looked back! I can even do buttons now!
The first things people usually notice about me
Big nose, big eyes, big arse.

And normally an air of self-consiciousness and awkwardness. Depending on how much gin I've had.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm constantly in a state of guilt that I reread old favourites rather than challenging my brain with new stories. I generally prefer fiction, but I couldn't pinpoint a favourite genre. I've enjoyed a lot of Christopher Brookmyre. I've read a few Pratchetts and now have the urge to work through his whole catalogue.I love the Clive Barkers I've read (Imajica, am I rite?) For easy, cosy reading, you can't beat a Bill Bryson.
Movies: Comedy. Horror. And that's all I will say on the subject. Oh...go on then. In The Loop, Hellraiser, Troll 2, Audition, Ichi The Killer, Visitor Q, Inside, The Descent, Dog Soldiers, Evil Dead 1 - 3, Braindead, Bad Taste, Meet The Feebles, Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, I'm a Cyborg, Donnie Darko, Knocked Up, Little Miss Sunshine, Day Of The Dead, Cloverfield, The Devil's Rejects, The PowerPuff Girls Movie, The Fall, Planet Terror, The Naked Gun Trilogy, Oldboy, Spinal Tap, Best In Show, Waiting For Guffman, The (original) Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Royal Tenenbaums, Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living (of course) Female Trouble. Oh fuck it, most John Waters.
TV: I appreciate fine trash.This is my excuse for watching RuPaul's Drag Race and I'm sticking to it. I also love: South Park, Futurama, Black Books, Alan Partridge, The Day Today, Brasseye, Spaced, Father Ted, Coupling, League Of Gentleman, Psychoville, Arrested Development, Orange Is The New Black, American Horror Story.....
Music:I've always been a bit shit at music. I mean, I can dance (awfully) to it. I can even, when pushed, check out a track on Spotify. But somehow I've never really been good at hunting out new artists, purchasing albums and really getting into bands. So there we are. UPDATE: I have discovered FKA Twigs and love her. This means I have 'current' music taste.
Food: ALL OF IT. Give it to me. Alright, so I'm not a fan of anything containing coriander. Or chilli. Or coffee. Or any fish or seafood. But I'm a sucker for a big hunk of meat (ooh err missus) anything carb-based (noodles, potatoes, pasta, rice GIVE ME CARBS) and a few interesting flavours. And sweet. ANYTHING sweet., I'd chew your arm off if it was chocolate coated.
Six things I could never do without
Why 6? Bit of a weird arbitrary number. Why not 5, or 3 or even 10? I realise this is not answering the question but I had no interest in answering it anyway.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- When society became so hard-hearted and selfish (yeah, it's not all flippant attempts at humour)
- Where my next meal is coming from and whether it has meat and potatoes in it
- Whether I'll be a good nurse. I hope so
- All the interesting cinema and arts events that I want to go to, but end up working on
- the number 42
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading even more about the endocrine system. Sleeping in for a 12 hour Saturday shift. On a precious weekend off I might be eating silly food and drinking silly drinks with a misplaced air of sophistication.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Has anyone ever answered this question honestly?
You should message me if
You know what a fuck shit stack is.
You're willing to be fed chocolate truffles (Failure to praise truffles will result in a smack with the mixing spoon)
You can construct a sentence
You're up for watching insanely good or insanely bad horror films.
You can talk yourself hoarse about a subject you're passionate about. The subject doesn't particularly matter but if it's window insulation I may drift off.

P.S if you have a passion for the gym and are looking for a hardbodied hottie to do spin classes with... NOPE.
The two of us