30Lake Stevens, United States
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My self-summary
I'm hydrated as shit and I have the mouth of an idiot.
What I’m doing with my life
Eating chicken bones.
Drawing, painting.
I’m really good at
Burning my tongue.
Not answering my door, but watching through the peephole until whoever is there walks away.
Not telling people why I'm laughing. It's usually something stupid like them being attacked by birds of prey or being carried away by a shallow but turbulent river. Just know that if I laugh I'm probably thinking about you feebly trying to get back on your feet in a river, screaming angrily and continuously getting dragged a little further.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have fit and toned eyeballs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mostly art books. Books without ample visuals make me unnervingly violent.

Music: I prefer scowling in silence by a single candle when I want to be stimulated.

Also anything Danny Sexbang does. Or Reggie Watts.

TV: Louie. Community. Sunny. Portlandia. Other non-sequitur based comedies. Nature/Space documentaries. Space is terrifying. As are quantum theories, and certain fruits.

Food: Cheesecake is nice. Gimme them french toasts. Anything made out of the kindness of another's heart is ten times tastier to me than it actually is.
Six things I could never do without
A garbageman. (I appreciate his services.)
My drawing hand.
Hair-free foods.
This sandwich god damn
Beds that don't destroy my spinal column.
A horse's gentle whinny.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How privileged I am to have a fully functioning body.
Where I would go if I lived abroad.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been watching hornets build a nest and multiply outside of my door for months and I have done nothing to stop them, I'm hoping it will just take care of itself.

'They appear to have tripled this week. I'm sure God will save me goodnight'

EDIT: there was a massive windstorm not too long ago. It killed all of them. Thank you God Jesus.
You should message me if
You didn't read a word of my profile.
You are not going to savagely beat me in my face. (important)
You wanna watch each others shows.
You don't think I look like a muppet.
You do think I look like a muppet and you like muppets.
You hate muppets.
You just wanna be you.

DO NOT message me if:
You are trying to steal my teeth. I stole them fair and square.
The two of us