Not answering my door, but watching through the peephole until whoever is there walks away.
Not telling people why I'm laughing. It's usually something stupid like them being attacked by birds of prey or being carried away by a shallow but turbulent river. Just know that if I laugh I'm probably thinking about you feebly trying to get back on your feet in a river, screaming angrily and continuously getting dragged a little further.
Music: I prefer scowling in silence by a single candle when I want to be stimulated.
Also anything Danny Sexbang does. Or Reggie Watts.
TV: Louie. Community. Sunny. Portlandia. Other non-sequitur based comedies. Nature/Space documentaries. Space is terrifying. As are quantum theories, and certain fruits.
Food: Cheesecake is nice. Gimme them french toasts. Anything made out of the kindness of another's heart is ten times tastier to me than it actually is.
My drawing hand.
This sandwich god damn
Beds that don't destroy my spinal column.
A horse's gentle whinny.
Where I would go if I lived abroad.
'They appear to have tripled this week. I'm sure God will save me goodnight'
EDIT: there was a massive windstorm not too long ago. It killed all of them. Thank you God Jesus.
You are not going to savagely beat me in my face. (important)
You wanna watch each others shows.
You don't think I look like a muppet.
You do think I look like a muppet and you like muppets.
You hate muppets.
You just wanna be you.
DO NOT message me if:
You are trying to steal my teeth. I stole them fair and square.