32Durham, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
(Seeing someone at the moment)

I am a human man. I like having fun. Fun you could share in. Feel free to message me something interesting and I will respond accordingly.
What I’m doing with my life
Earning a doctorate so I can teach people all about books. My work means I read enough esoteric religious texts to make me equally qualified to start a cult.
I’m really good at
Entertaining my fellow nerds with just some dice and yarns of fancy. Don't get me wrong though, I'm so cool my dungeons and dragons club has a fucking waiting list. True story.
The first things people usually notice about me
"That man is oozing with a smoldering introversion that usually only works in a more handsome man."
"He has a beard."
"He is quite tall."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Thomas Pynchon, Jim Dodge, China Meiville, Haruki Murakami, Fritz Lieber, Bernard Malamud, Isaac Bashevis Singer, Michel Serres, William Burroughs, Jeff Noon.

I like films with the following themes: spaceships, dragons and deep misery.

My once prolific musical tastes have now stagnated on folk-punk, but sometimes I remember I really really like Swans.

Meats of the Sea.
Six things I could never do without
I am fully equipped to live an ascetic lifestyle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thomas Pynchon.
Chasms (real/figurative)
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally I'm playing dungeons and dragons, but I'm usually having some beers after work. Friday is my wednesday. I go wild on wednesdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often dream of nuclear war and find it slightly erotic. I have no idea why this is or what's wrong with me.
You should message me if
If any of this somehow impresses you.

Oh OH! I'm also published. In a book.
The two of us