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My self-summary
Have never been arrested, have all of my teeth, most of my hair, nice shoes, and own my own home.

I'm looking for someone with ninja communication skills and an endearing ability to laugh at mistakes.
What I’m doing with my life
I am the chairman of our successful third generation family business in which I work part-time with my relatives. Our latest venture will be to provide carbon credits to California to help reduce CO2. Am a past president of my local professional organization. Currently, I also teach Kundalini Yoga as a hobby.
I’m really good at
Teasing you and making you laugh. Reading people, making them laugh.. Saying what everyone is thinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
My mischievous smile and the twinkle in my eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite movies: Brooklyn, Revenant, Creed, Age of Adelle, Goodwill Hunting, The Theory of Everything, Groundhog Day, Shawshank Redemption, Secretary...

Some TV: "Shameless" on Showtime ," Realtime with Bill Mahr" and "Last Week Tonite" on HBO.
Six things I could never do without
Air, water, food, love and feeling the sacred, yoga, sex, my counting skills and willingness to occasionally break the rules.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking outside the box. Brainstorming what would depolarize our political system.
On a typical Friday night I am
Never is a typical Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sleep in my underwear and don't floss after every meal my hair is thinning and yet I'm still a legend in my own mind.
You should message me if
I'm looking for someone who gets my jokes, is comfortable touching and being physical. If you meditate and can make me laugh move to the head of the line. We'll see how far and deep we can take this.
The two of us