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My self-summary
**Quicker update: I had been recovering from a foot wound over a year and unable to work or travel. It's finally healed! Progress on my life and heath goals continue to be successful! So I'm not a leech looking for anything, just to know some other cool people to do stuff and hang out with since I am excellent company! If that's a no go for you I can respect that**

Get real, because i am. I'm huge, and comfortably exotic. I am great furniture. I am passionate about life in general. I am a sweet and loving person. I can appear to be an intimidating stone-faced idol until you know me. Luxuriate in my presence, i seek to please. I talk with my hands. I burn the candle at all three ends. I have stories. I am not your average bear. I am a hero to many. I treat people the way i would like to be treated. I have a wicked dirty sense of humor. I want to learn and experience new things & i like to teach as well.

I will just throw out random things i like, can you identify? I am a multifaceted individual:

Death Punk, Horror, Blood, Water, Filmaking, Paranormal Phenomena, Vampires, Halloween, Haunted Houses, Voodoo, Sleep and Dreams, Funerals, Witchcraft, Michigan, Las Vegas, Star Wars, Occult, Hearses, Mythology & Folklore, Body Piercing, Tattoos, Photography, Comic Books, Writing, Books, Sex, Teeth, Orthodontic & Leg Braces, Casts, Witches, Movies, Art & Illustration, Computers, Role Playing Games, Aliens, Exploitation, Porn, Cannibalism, Necrophilia, Pirates, Food, Ghosts, Ghost Hunting, Monsters, Kaiju, Human Rights, Automatic Car Washes, Julie Newmar, Elvira, Gas Masks, Victoriana, Blacklight, Glow in the Dark, Old Dictionaries, Old Cookbooks, Pulp, Ugly Toys, Sharp Pointy Things, Tamara de Lempicka, Mae West, Dan Brereton art, Fear, Sensory Overload, Altered States, Learning & Experience, Religious Art/Idols/Symbols, Automobile Collision Photos,Things to make your skin crawl,Having a cult,Vegas,Burlesque,Roller Derby,Melted Cheese,Lube,Chewing on rubber bugs,Making Children laugh with me instead of at me, Teaching myself to cook,Crying at movies, Being Adored, Unicorns, Angels, Pierced Septums

I am creative, sexy, and funny
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard on my 5 point plan for self improvement. I used to take care of people. I have sold naked women for money. I enjoy my friends and family and traveling back in time.

Raising my son. Having an awesome girlfriend (btw, I'm not exaggerating, but I'm also not recruiting-we aren't unicorn hunters-but wouldn't reject the idea if all parties were compatible. You can get sex anywhere if you wanted, but quality friendships are the grail, anything else is like the cherry on top)
I’m really good at
Being a flatterer? I can write & draw stories, i build people up. I can do alot of small things. Being an anti-social social butterfly. Being Switzerland. I can be a diplomat, a protector, an enforcer, and a leader when i'm needed to be.

What i'm not good at: taking my own advice, repairing machinery beyond tinkering (my son is the more engineering minded, but he shares my humor, courtesy, loyalty & creativity)
The first things people usually notice about me
"That's a big muthaf@cka!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lovecraft, Charles Baudelaire-Les Fleurs du Mal, William Golding-Lord of the Flies, King-Carrie/Christine/Pet Cemetery(never finished,too scared), Thomas Harris-Black Sunday/Red Dragon/The Silence of the Lambs,Rant/Choke/Invisible Monsters/Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk

Movies:Alien, Terminator, U-Turn, Vertigo, Prince of Darkness, Videodrome, Rosemary's Baby, Psycho, Event Horizon, Suspiria, From Beyond, Herbert West – Reanimator, In the Mouth of Madness, The Thing, The Day of the Triffids, How I Got Into College, Violent Cop, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Scanners, Altered States, Coma, Eyes Without a Face, Eat Drink Man Woman, Chung King Express, In The Mood For Love, Legend, Planet Of The Vampires, Planet Of The Apes, Superfly, The Mack, Tromeo & Juliet, The War of the Worlds, The Time Machine, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Last Man on Earth, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Matrix, V For Vendetta, Pippi Longstocking, Mad Max, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Doctor Dolittle, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Around the World in 80 Days, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, Logans Run, Barbarella, The Cannonball Run, A Better Tomorrow, Hard Boiled, Once Upon A Time In America, The Holy Mountain, Heavy Metal, Naked Lunch, B Movies, Forbidden Planet, Pulp Serials, Flash Gordon, Hellraiser, Dead Ringers, The Killers, Lady In A Cage, Star Wars, Porn, Wet Dream On Elm Street, Don't Be A Menace, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka! Airplane, Caddyshack, Parents, Manhunter, Band of the Hand, John Waters 70-98, Coma, C.H.U.D., Suburbia, Repo Man, Tron, The Black Hole, Flight of the Navigator, Purple Rain, Under the Cherry Moon, Drugstore Cowboy, Sid and Nancy, Prick Up Your Ears, Bram Stoker's Dracula, True Romance, Romeo Is Bleeding, The Professional, The Fifth Element, Ong-bak, The Transporter 1&2, Wasabi, Kiss of the Dragon, La Femme Nikita, The Big Blue, Subway, Year of the Dragon, Nine 1/2 Weeks, Angel Heart, A Prayer for the Dying, Homeboy, Barfly, Johnny Handsome, Desperate Hours, Double Team, Animal Factory, Spun, Man on Fire, Sin City, Dune, Eraserhead, Fury Road, Meet The Blacks, Luke Cage, Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, The Glass Key, Film Noir & Pre-Code movies. If I didn't mention it before, Anime; I know old stuff and reaquiainting myself with new

Music: Dubstep, Some Electro (make it dirty), Trap/Witch House, Hardcore Punk Rock, Deathrock, Gangster Rap, Some Hip-Hop (like old Def Jux stuff), Jamaican music (Reggae/Dancehall/Dub/Ska/Steel Drums), Industrial, Electronic, Old Skool, Some Classic Rock, Some Classical, Funk, R&B

Comics: I love them, I just can't keep up anymore unless they are free, but I love the medium & if you have any quality webcomics you recommend, please do.

Food: I love tastes from around the world, and i love to try new things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Girls. I am girlcray. I enjoy infatuation/crushes/love. It sustains me. You may become my inspiration & focus, but I realize all that good feeling is generated from within me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dream to find a BFF that I have mind blowing sex with.

I seem to operate differently from most of the world; I would never want to get involved with someone(s) who I wouldn't want as my friend, trust, and has my best interests at heart.

I think the types of women I am most attracted to prefer a plain normal guy, or the ken doll version of whatever subculture they are into.

I was bestowed an honorary uterus. I know it is not universally accepted, but that means that there are women out there that believe I deserve to be included.

I have a weakness for cuddlesluts. Sometimes you just want the comfort of close human contact without expectations, obligations, or even verbal communication. Maybe even a giant teddy bear to cry on.
You should message me if
you are intrigued.

Bonus points if you have Style, monster swagg, tats/piercings, claws, big-assed ghetto hoops, artistic talent(esp. Hair/makeup), quirky, amazon, like to submit, wrassle..or if you are the Hot Nerd Girl or Gothic Witch/Elvira type

Ps: if you are just intrigued but not attracted, please let me know up front. I am still glad to know you, but don't want to bark up the wrong trees..

Pps: you should be interested in my diversity, just because I'm different doesn't mean I don't know HOW to behave. You DON'T have to fear anything from me - I'm the guy that protects you from the creepers
The two of us