34Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
First of all, I'd like to stress I am just looking to make friends! I am engaged to a wonderful woman (yes she knows I'm on here) and and have two beautiful children. For whatever reason, I've always made better friends with women than I have with guys. Secondly, I have a slight pet peeve and here it is:


There are correct ways of using these words and there are incorrect ways of using these words. Please know the difference. Thank you in advance :)

Now that we have all that out of the way, let us continue this voyage.

I enjoy making people laugh, I enjoy laughing in return, and I like cats. They purr. I'm really just on here to meet new people and make new friends. If that's what you are looking for, then hit me up, as the young kids are saying these days.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, I work as a bench jeweler, fixing jewelry and such. I also act on the side as well as do some improv shows.
I’m really good at
Being me. No one else can claim that. Except for that guy out in Nevada that stole my ID for a month. He was pretty good at being me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My weirdness. I tend not to be shy. I'm very random, but generally harmless. I have a sense of humor as well, if that helps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - The Death Gate Cycles (Huge fan of Tracy Hickman and Margaret Weis), also anything by Dave Barry.
Movies - Jim Carrey movies, comedies, action.
Music - Mostly heavy metal, but I'll listen to just about anything that won't put me into a coma.
Food - Anything with a vowel.
Six things I could never do without
Oxygen, Acting, TV, Books, Friends, and Video Games.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Trying to take over the world!!!!!!!! ...and cake.

Also, what IS the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
On a typical Friday night I am
Still human.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You know those tags on mattresses that you're not supposed to remove? ...I removed one.
You should message me if
You are able to type.
The two of us