34 Truro, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
On the dark side of the moon and out of radio contact.

Turn-ons: Loud music, hooded tops, skeletons, masks, shallow graves, Santi Cazorla, 420, cartoons, Joanna Lumley, screaming, your mother.

Turn-offs: Daylight, people, cops, Arsene Wenger, weak rope, police dogs, helicopters, your father.

My sexiest feature? Probably my compassion. Or my tenacity. Or the fact my chest is hairless and as clean as a tub of Sudocrem.

My Myers-Brigg type is BAMF.
What I’m doing with my life
Hey, so I'm not actually in Truro yet but I'll be moving down there in August all the way from Oxford!

I'm sad and embarrassed to say I'll be living with my parents but I'm looking forward to getting down there and starting afresh after dealing with some mental health issues - yeah it's not a good thing to say on a site like this is it?? but it is what it is, I was born with ADHD and never got it diagnosed when I was younger, like a lot of kids in the 80's. That ADHD evolved into anxiety disorder as I got older and got into more problems with drugs and debt until eventually I had a break-down, where I stayed for a few years. Too many infact.

Anyway, it's done now, finished. I went to a doctor last year and have been on the magical anti-depressants ever since and start therapy when I move to Truro. I can't explain how different my life has changed in that time. It's like I've hacked the matrix, or been given a completley new brain that a thousand times more advanced than the last one. I have a new enthusiasm for life that I don't remember having before. I really, really, don't want sympathy or pity from this, the sad thing is, millions of people all over the world would gladly trade places with me.

Now, I'm going to be starting from scratch when I move there, the only friends I'll have are the ones in my head! I'm lucky that I've got this oppurtunity to start fresh , and I'm really looking forward to it. I'm going to need FRIENDS of all shapes & sizes to help me settle in there. Mentally Ill people are easy going and chill (most of the time!) and if you're a cool & respectful person then I'll be your friend for life. I could definitely use a few tourguides as it looks like theres millions of cool hidden things to discover around there.
I’m really good at
kerb crawling.
pirating software.
not returning calls.
playing guitar.
being facetious.
mixing drinks.
making unfunny jokes/writing bad profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
The blue air around me, the hot head & cold shoulders, the third eye. Tattoo's, which are hard to miss. After that would be the stupid grin that makes it look like I'm up to no good, which is usually the case.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favourite music is heavy metal, followed by drum and bass and hip-hop but I'll listen to & appreciate pretty much anything due to the fact I djed back in the day and was a bit of a vinyl junkie. Just like my mind and wardobe, my record collection has few frills and is second to none. All three haven't been updated in the last 10 years either.

Ask me about my love for Kool Keith & Kriss Kross. I love checking out new bands and genres, and get hyped about discovering awesome musicians I've never heard of before.

I'm really, really looking forward to moving to Cornwall because it means I can take the decks & record out of storage and give them some airtime to annoy the neighbours!!

I've also played guitar on and off for about 15+ years now.

Music's always a good conversation topic with me because I can talk for hours about gigs/festivals & bands I love and even longer about those I hate. If you're the same I'm sure we'll get on great :)
The six things I could never do without
Arsenal F.C,
Hooded Tops,
One Directions address
5 Bullets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
when do Arsenal stop being shit again?
On a typical Friday night I am
dancing with the Devil.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Last week, I "digitally enhanced" a girls picture on here, to see what her T-shirt was hiding. I wasn't let down!
You should message me if
You wanna be friends!