34 Truro, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
On the dark side of the moon and out of radio contact.

Turn-ons: Loud music, hooded tops, skeletons, masks, shallow graves, Santi Cazorla, 420, cartoons, Joanna Lumley, screaming, your mother.

Turn-offs: Daylight, people, cops, Arsene Wenger, weak rope, police dogs, helicopters, your father.

My sexiest feature? Probably my compassion. Or my tenacity. Or the fact my chest is hairless and as clean as a tub of Sudocrem.

My Myers-Brigg type is BAMF.
What I’m doing with my life
I've recently moved in with my parents, here in Truro, for a new adventure. I was diagnosed as having Anxiety Disorder last year and have been on anti-depressants ever since, turns out that's what happens when you have undiagnosed ADHD as a kid. It was shit, but it's over now and I'm lucky enough to have been given a second chance. Also, I get a massive bed-room on the top floor and can play music as loud as I like!

I'm kinda starting from scratch with my whole life now, and I need friends of all shapes & sizes to help me settle here.
I’m really good at
kerb crawling.
pirating software.
not returning calls.
playing guitar.
being facetious.
mixing drinks.
making unfunny jokes/writing bad profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
The blue air around me, the hot head & cold shoulders, the third eye. Tattoo's, which are hard to miss. After that would be the stupid grin that makes it look like I'm up to no good, which is usually the case.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favourite music is heavy metal, followed by drum and bass and hip-hop but I'll listen to & appreciate pretty much anything due to the fact I djed back in the day and was a bit of a vinyl junkie. Just like my mind and wardobe, my record collection has few frills and is second to none. All three haven't been updated in the last 10 years either.

Ask me about my love for Kool Keith & LTJ Bukem. I love checking out new bands and genres, and get hyped about discovering awesome musicians I've never heard of before.

Noisia is the definition of sonic perfection in case you were wondering.

I've also played guitar on and off for about 15+ years now.

Music's always a good conversation topic with me because I can talk for hours about gigs/festivals & bands I love and even longer about those I hate. If you're the same I'm sure we'll get on great :)
The six things I could never do without
Arsenal F.C,
Hooded Tops,
One Directions address
5 Bullets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
when do Arsenal stop being shit again?
On a typical Friday night I am
dancing with the Devil.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Last week, I "digitally enhanced" a girls picture on here, to see what her T-shirt was hiding. I wasn't let down!

Since arriving in Truro I am now the proud owner of "Sweet Dreams" by Eurythmics on vinyl. Only cost me a quid too, get in!
You should message me if
You wanna be friends!