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My self-summary
Ignore my lame username, I thought it would be funny for a minute then change it, turns out changing it isn't so easy. It's a reference to an old comedy, do you know which one?

Recently told I'm more handsome in person. That was nice.

Looking for someone with quality and class who wants the same. My "type" is positive, motivated, sexy, and classy, maybe with a streak of street-cred. I'll take quality over quantity any day.

For starters, I'm just looking for someone half way cool to grab a coffee or a beer with. If for some random reason we get along, we can do it again.

Ok, now that that's out of the way...I'm kinda bad-ass. In a good way. You may disagree and that's fine. I've just lived enough to know my strengths and my weaknesses. I'm old enough to be a man and not too old to have some fun.

The beard is optional. The girl is my niece, I have no kids, and no ex wives. Funny how I got this far without either, but here I am.

I'm a good guy who likes to do fun stuff. I love my career so Im focused on that but would love to get to know someone awesome and fun without drama. Care to have some fun?
What I’m doing with my life
I have a Bachelor's in Kicking Ass and a Master's in Taking Names. I also have an environmental degree.

I have a grown-up job working for an environmental engineering and architectural design firm and I love it. I travel from Alaska to San Diego to Denver and anywhere in between a few times a year.
I’m really good at
Entertaining myself. being a positive mo- fo. Most things I work hard at. Fixing up an old car or truck. or motorcycle. Poker. Snowboarding, not stressing on meaningless things, changing oil, forgetting people's names, eating apples, (I eat apples like a champ), tying my shoe, and opening doors.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I have nice hands. And someone once said a "perfect" nose. Ill tell you about my other perfect parts later
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

White Stripes
The Streets
Led Zeppelin
No Doubt
The Specials
Depeche Mode
The Cure
Oingo Boingo
Beastie Boys
Van Halen
And about 1,000 others

When I have time...
Confederacy of Dunces
Tom Robbins
Ones I'm trying to write myself, or...
Ok yes, Harry Potter
Stephen King (a bit)
Dan Brown

Midnight Train
The Secretary
Star Wars
Kevin Smith films
Hamlet 2
Love Actually
Down with Love
Moonrise Kingdom
Comedies/action/drama/documentaries/sex films
My Netflix queue is huge but who has time for that!
Six things I could never do without
Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots!


(I may have misquoted Mr. Wayne there.)

I, in fact, live quite nicely without shots. Although if it's your birthday and you burden me with peer pressure, I will have a shot. Happy Birthday.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Doing good things, being better, how to help, and having fun. Ok yes, I'm a guy... I think about girls and how they look naked. You girls are sexy! It's a curse this heterosexuality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Driving home from work.

Maybe next Friday I'll be driving to your place to pick you up!

Sushi, dinner, drinks, movie, bar? They all sound good to me.

Laying low isn't out of the realm of possibilities.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm prejudiced against terrorist. Try not to judge me.
You should message me if
Your dance card isn't full.
The two of us