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My self-summary
You can call me Hanni.

I'm new in town (by new, I mean a year and a half), so I'm looking to meet new people brave enough to show me around some weird places for shits & giggles.

I come from a far away land called Mordor, or more commonly known as Central New York, so I speak fluent sarcasm.

I kinda came out here on a whim to start a new life for myself and escape the situation I was in back home, so it's been a roller coaster to say the least, but I'm just now starting to reach some state of stability.

I can also be rather reckless at times, and I enjoy exploring places that say "Keep out" on the front gate that I'll eventually either climb over or break into, like ghost towns, old cemeteries, asylums and other abandoned ruins of America with my equally as reckless friends. We long to find some supernatural monster to do battle with.

I'm the hopeless romantic-turned cynic type who's "been there and done that" so to speak, so I'm looking for another genuine freak like me to settle down and watch the world tear itself apart with.
What I’m doing with my life
I've just recently been promoted to hospital attendant/paramedic for an amazing veterinary clinic (probably going to work towards vet assistant after rigorous training) and doing freelance gigs on the side as a ghost writer for hire.

I'm also self-publishing cheap ebooks on kindle and writing schlock screenplays for indie Seattle film groups (this all may sound cool, but its more along the lines of starving artisty at the moment.) It's taken a long time to get where I am now, but work is finally starting to pick up.

My author alias is Hannibal Newgate, and if you like reading dark/weird fiction stories with inappropriate humor, check them out!

I'd like to save enough money to either get a nice little fixer-upper cottage on the countryside and live a quiet hermit life with a couple of dogs and a cat or start traveling outside the States for more reckless adventure. Too many goals, such little time...
I’m really good at
Saying too much or not enough.

Caring too much or too little.

Being selectively social, and you'll probably know right away if we click or not. There's no bullshit with me
The first things people usually notice about me
My warped sense of humor and the lack of fucks I give.

I consider myself a spiritual nihilist and individualist anarchist at heart with a roulette wheel for a moral compass. Freedom and peace of mind are the most important things in this world, and you should obtain them by any means.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hunter S. Thompson is my spirit animal.

I love horror, dark comedy, and anything that pushes buttons of the social norm. (I'm literally a walking encyclopedia for controversial films and books).

Also, I'm really big into anime and Manga. If you've ever watched Hunter x Hunter, my Nen type is Transmutation. ★—_—♠

My childhood shows consisted of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Tales from the Crypt. Derive from that what you will.

My taste for music is really all over the place. I'll go from death metal to classical jazz in a heartbeat depending on my mood, which is constantly changing.

Here are some of my fav bands and artists; Deftones, Maynard James Keenan, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, Emigrate, ill Nino, In Flames, RHCP, The Seatbelts, Minus the bear, As tall as lions, Caspian, Native Construct, Ghost, Andre Rieu, Karnivool, Black Light Burns, Edison Glass, Moby, Heaven Shall Burn, Opeth, In This Moment, Killswitch Engage, Sigur Ros, Sparta, SOAD, Thomas Bergersen, Ween, Ludacris, Terrivita, Mos Def, Sir Mix-alot, Interpol, John 5, David Bowie, Elton John, Gunship, Suilen, and many more.

Spicy food for days <3
Six things I could never do without
My best friends.
My MP3 player.
A good bottle of rum.
Three other things of importance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pocket dimensions, parallel universes, metaphysics, and I think about having super powers too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to rip a hole through space/time with my roommate. You know, typical shenanigans.

Oh, and I've also gotten pretty good at reading Tarot cards too! Want a scary accurate fortune telling that'll mean absolutely jack shit?
You should message me if
Whatever floats your boat.

I'm making a slow transition away from alcohol and into light recreational smoking. For one, my liver can't take the abuse of drinking anymore (my college days are over, kids), and two, the THC helps with aches and pains of the body, on top of getting me back on track with a normal sleep schedule that gives my brain a chance to catch up with my thoughts running a mile a minute. So it's been very useful, though I'm still a noob. Any pros wanna show me the ropes? I'm willing to try new things ;)
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