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My self-summary
My name is Beau. You'd be surprised how many people pronounce it "Bew" instead of "Bo".

I'm new in town, so I'm looking to meet new people. I come from a far away land called Mordor, or more commonly known as New York, so I speak fluent sarcasm and often get mistaken for a prick, which just isn't true. An overly honest asshole, maybe, but definitely not a prick.
What I’m doing with my life
Meter reader for PUD, self-publishing cheap ebooks on kindle, writing schlock screenplays for indie film groups, living the starving artist dream!
I’m really good at
Saying too much or not enough.
The first things people usually notice about me
My warped sense of humor and the lack of fucks I give.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hunter S. Thompson is my spirit animal.

I love horror, comedy, and anything that pushes my buttons.

Also, I'm really big into anime and Manga. If you've ever watched Hunter x Hunter, my Nen type is Transmutation. ★—_—♠

My childhood shows consisted of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Tales from the Crypt. Derive from that what you will.

My taste for music is all over the place, but I'm currently jamming out to Minus the bear, As tall as lions, Caspian, Native Construct, and other random indie bands.

Spicy food for days <3
The six things I could never do without
My best friends.
My MP3 player.
A good bottle of rum.
Three other things of importance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pocket dimensions, parallel universes, metaphysics, and I think about having super powers too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to rip a hole through space/time with my roommate. You know, typical shenanigans.
You should message me if
Whatever floats your boat.