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My self-summary
You can call me Hanni.

I'm new in town (by new, I mean a year and a half), so I'm looking to meet new people. I come from a far away land called Mordor, or more commonly known as Upstate New York, so I speak fluent sarcasm.

I kinda came out here on a whim to start a new life for myself and escape the situation I was in back home, so it's been a roller coaster to say the least, but I'm just now starting to reach some state of stability.

I can also be rather reckless at times, and I enjoy exploring places that say "Keep out" on the front gate that I'll eventually either climb over or break into, like ghost towns, old cemeteries, asylums and other abandoned ruins of America with my equally as reckless friends. We long to find some supernatural monster to do battle with.

I'm not sure what I want in a relationship to be honest, but anything could happen in the moment. I just want to have genuine conversations and interactions with people who won't censor their true selves and see where things go from there.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently living with one of my old time bro's in Lynnwood while working part time as a lab coordinator for an amazing veterinary clinic and doing freelance gigs on the side as a ghost writer for hire. I'm also self-publishing cheap ebooks on kindle and writing schlock screenplays for indie Seattle film groups (this all may sound cool, but its more along the lines of starving artisty at the moment...).

My author alias is Hannibal Newgate, and if you like reading dark/weird fiction stories, check them out!

I'd like to save enough money to either get a nice little fixer-upper cottage on the countryside and live a quiet hermit life with a couple of dogs and a cat or start traveling outside the States for more reckless adventure. Too many goals, such little time...

I have ambitions to kick-start new programs in this country alongside other organizations specifically for fighting against human trafficking and bringing more awareness on the issue. I have a lot of great ideas on how to go about this, but the challenge of getting political or public support is a bitch since no one wants to talk about this nasty subject. People are more concerned with bathroom signs nowadays. Well done, indeed.
I’m really good at
Saying too much or not enough.

Caring too much or too little.

Being selectively social, and you'll probably know right away if we click or not. There's no bullshit with me
The first things people usually notice about me
My warped sense of humor and the lack of fucks I give.

I consider myself a spiritual nihilist and individualist anarchist at heart with a roulette wheel for a moral compass. Freedom and peace of mind are the most important things in this world to me.

I'm also the hopeless romantic-turned cynic type who's "been there and done that" so to speak, so I'm looking for another genuine freak like me to settle down and watch the world tear itself apart with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hunter S. Thompson is my spirit animal.

I love horror, dark comedy, and anything that pushes buttons of the social norm. (I'm literally a walking encyclopedia for controversial films and books).

Also, I'm really big into anime and Manga. If you've ever watched Hunter x Hunter, my Nen type is Transmutation. ★—_—♠

My childhood shows consisted of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Tales from the Crypt. Derive from that what you will.

My taste for music is all over the place. Favorite stand-alone band has got to be Deftones <3
but I'm also currently jamming out to Minus the bear, As tall as lions, Caspian, Native Construct, and other random indie bands.

Spicy food for days <3
Six things I could never do without
My best friends.
My MP3 player.
A good bottle of rum.
Three other things of importance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pocket dimensions, parallel universes, metaphysics, and I think about having super powers too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to rip a hole through space/time with my roommate. You know, typical shenanigans.
You should message me if
Whatever floats your boat.
The two of us