He had been a big, twitchy guy with veiny skin stretched over swollen biceps, a tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. Teeth filed into razor-sharp fangs-you know the type. And you’re chopping off his head because, even with eight bullet holes in him, you’re pretty sure he’s about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face.
On the follow-through of the last swing, though, the handle of the ax snaps in a spray of splinters. You now have a broken ax. So, after a long night of looking for a place to dump the man and his head, you take a trip into town with your ax. You go to the hardware store, explaining away the dark reddish stains on the broken handle as barbecue sauce. You walk out with a brand-new handle for your ax.
The repaired ax sits undisturbed in your garage until the spring when, on one rainy morning, you find in your kitchen a creature that appears to be a foot-long slug with a bulging egg sac on its tail. Its jaws bite one of your forks in half with what seems like very little effort. You grab your trusty ax and chop the thing into several pieces. On the last blow, however, the ax strikes a metal leg of the overturned kitchen table and chips out a notch right in the middle of the blade.
Of course, a chipped head means yet another trip to the hardware store. They sell you a brand-new head for your ax. As soon as you get home, you meet the reanimated body of the guy you beheaded earlier. He’s also got a new head, stitched on with what looks like plastic weed-trimmer line, and it’s wearing that unique expression of “you’re the man who killed me last winter” resentment that one so rarely encounters in everyday life.
You brandish your ax. The guy takes a long look at the weapon with his squishy, rotting eyes and in a gargly voice he screams, “That’s the same ax that beheaded me!”
IS HE RIGHT?”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End
1. I MAKE IT SO
Computer, replicate me some Latinum
And an unlimited credit line
A handful of Viagra
And a barrel of blood wine
A pony keg of Tranya
And a Ketracel-white line
A long stretch shuttle, make it a double
Get me goin’ where I’m goin’ on time
Computer, replicate me a cargo bay
And fill it full of lube
Then add a dozen Deltans
Who want what I wanna do
Now replicate me a Vulcan
And nine of her good friends
I’m gonna meld with more than their minds
And when I’m done I’m gonna do it again
I make it so
Computer, replicate an arena
And pack it full of fans
Now replicate me a microphone
And replicate my band
Now replicate some guitars
Can you feel the excitement grow?
And now rock out with your Spock out
Make it mother******** so!
I’ve got a message to deliver from the stars
I’m gonna spread it wide in brothels and in bars
Or you can get it here tonight after the show
Baby, I will make it so
I’ll make it so
She make it so
Gotta make it so
I make it
I work as a research and development technician for a medical company. I'm currently pursuing my education so I can further my career.
2) My stereo
3) My car
4) My Family
5)swiss army knife
6)A quest for an adventure