32 Happy Valley, United States
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My self-summary
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Self employed (successful )
Own my vehicle (paid)
Have my own place (no roomates)
Intelligent and fit
Down to earth and witty
I feed myself, therfore I cook
A nice guy, but f@$k your friend zone

New to the happy valley area. Just checking things out on here. I own and run a small farming business specialising in sustainability. Keeps me pretty busy, but I love it. Have a great group of friends. I like being healthy and staying in shape. I'm pretty tall so wear your heels!
What I’m doing with my life
Living the dream.
I’m really good at
Figuring shit out
Denying Drama
Food Porn
I've been called the human google
25 year guitar guru
Crazy conversations about physics, dimensions, ancient civilizations, and gov conspiracies to hide aliens lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Last book I read was probably sitchen. I live a commercial free life. No cable. Always streaming. JRE is dope dummy. Music can range from polyphia, to led zeppelin, to lamb of god, to Tyler the creator, mf doom, even some skrillex. Really anything but pop music and country. I like Tarantino, marvel/DC, sci-fi. Yes, I will watch Game of thrones with you, but I draw the fucking line at the kardashians. Stop worshipping narcissistic nobodies . Not a full-on veggy, but I limit my red beef. Always shop organic non gmo. Love pasta and fajitas. Tennessee whisky, bourbon, stouts, porters, pinos, malbecs, and cabs.
The six things I could never do without
My knife

Hot coconut chai tea

My guitar

The dankness


I spend a lot of time thinking about
I should probably get back into meditation, or maybe log some hours in sensory dep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with my friends for our weekly singles night. We're always looking to expand our group and find new spots to drink and be merry if you wanna tag along.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
According to my bf (female) I'm like the perfect "Portland guy" everyone is trying to dress like cause it's cool, but I actually know how to do shit, and couldn't care less about the trends..... whatever that means lol.
You should message me if
You're grown up. Not trying to date club girls, or play hook up games. The thing about good guys, ladies, is that it takes a tremendous amount of effort to maintain integrity. To treat ppl with respect. To not be a shit head. Being a douche is easy. You just worry about yourself and use everyone around you. So if you're just lazy when it comes to dating, self absorbed or insecure, or have no direction in your life, why would a good man settle for that situation when he's worked so hard to build something for himself, and a partner. Something to think about if you're finding yourself surrounded by douche bags. A good man wants to see effort. Not games. Its about 2 ppl giving not just taking. Pro tip of the day ;)