28 Jersey City, United States
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My self-summary
Super cool dude.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a degree in film and worked in "the industry" for a 3-4 years. Now I sign people up for Medicaid. It's pretty much the same.
I’m really good at
Watching an entire TV series that ended many years ago in a week and then wanting to talk about it with anyone who'll listen (Ask me about The West Wing or Cheers)
The first things people usually notice about me
My devilish good looks and my cracked phone screen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like reading, but don't do it nearly enough. Mostly non-fiction about comedy, but at least once a year I re-read the Harry Potters. Obviously because I like to party.

As far as movies, my degree is in film, so I like them a lot, but I'm not all like "Oh, you don't like Citizen Kane?" I'm more like "You've never seen The Big Lebowski!?"

I listen to a lot of music, although I don't know what's happening on the radio. I've seen a lot of Phish shows, but not a lot by typical Phish phan counts. I'm also into musical theatre. And lots of podcasts. I know, I'm almost TOO perfect.

For food, my sauce is better than your grandmother's.
The six things I could never do without
- My Mickey Mouse watch
- A bunch of shit in frames all over my bedroom
- My Disney Vans
- Air-conditioning
- My one-eyed cat, Larsen
- My goldfish, Marty McFish
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much mail still gets sent to P.O. Box 963 New York City, New York State, 10108 addressed to Stick Stickly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully spending time with my friends, whether it be out on the town enjoying some adult beverages and being silly, or sitting around at someone's house being incredibly silly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once made one-on-one-eye-contact with Prince backstage and it was in the Top-5 greatest moments of my life.*

*Now that he has passed away, this has jumped to the Top 3.
You should message me if
You think, "Gee whiz, this guy seems great, but should I message him?"