MrLowerEastSide
44 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Sybarite. I'll also accept "voluptuary," "sensualist" on a good day. I've been called a bad boy but I dunno... Can you make a great Hollandaise sauce AND be a bad boy? I nuzzle hard. I bike. I look up. I've been told I have "an extraordinarily well-shaped philtrum." I wax rhapsodic a lot, especially in parks. I don't know how much longer I can go on saying "I." I like spirited discussions/disagreements and am turned off by acquiescence. On the other hand, I'm chivalrous and if you hate chivalry I'll be more chivalrous to annoy you. On the other hand I might, on a whim, throw you over my shoulder and carry you to the bed Brando style. Kinky but nothing of the "Ew!/Ow!" variety. Lots of affectionate so if you're a non-touch person, not going to work. And I'm not into messaging back n forth forever no matter how banterable you are. I prefer eye-contact to i-contact.

Let me be upfront about what I want though: I'm looking for short-term fun here. Not because that's all I want out of life, but it's all I expect out of OKC. (Of course you never know... my last LTR came out of a hook up, so.) If you're looking for fun and the heavy stuff will come in its own time, we're in the same bed. I mean boat.
What I’m doing with my life
I create things that make people clap their hands. I also blog for Huffington Post. And I do other stuff too that I'll tell you about if you're good.
I’m really good at
Cooking, describing things, presomnal cuddling, and I write real good. My friend said don't say you're good at massage because it sounds cheesy/creepy, but I am very, very good at it. Baby.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Tina Turner legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Films: Baby Doll (1956), Moonstruck, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Sweet Smell of Success, ANY Mike Leigh film, Wonder Boys, Almost Famous
Books: I'm on a Cormac McCarthy kick.
Music: Talking Heads, Coco Rosie, Billie Holiday, Eartha Kitt, any woman with a weird voice. I'm also big into 50s-60s retro beatnik music, and the old crooners like Perry and Bing.
Food: Yes, we all like food. Here's food that I make: Jamaican, Italian, Thai
The six things I could never do without
I lost everything in an apartment fire 5 years ago so apparently I can do without a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why the word "skinny" doesn't mean "has a lot of skin."
On a typical Friday night I am
not at a bar. More likely at a burner-type party, a comedy show, a burlesque show, seeing some strange, hidden art thing, or.... Oh who'm I kidding, I'm probably watching House on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a Belinda Carlisle song in my iTunes. Also, I don't live on the LES. My handle is the name of a title I twice won.

OK, those are lame but I am a heavy bleeder and a cheap date so if you want to know anything, it's not hard to loosen my lips.
You should message me if
you've seen more than one old movie
you like to travel and don't mind getting lost
you're a feminist who likes her hair pulled a little
you have beautiful eyes. No really, I love beautiful eyes
your sex drive is on the elevated to insatiable side
you're a free spirit but not cloyingly whimsical
you're tough on the inside, girly on the outside
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